Y’all check out my new FANCY lawnmower

This is the fastest, most baddest lawnmower in the entire world!

[Element-tujw]

The world isn’t ready for this level of genius.

[gamerentertainmenttv]

When you want to go riding but the wife says you got to cut the grass

[finninBwinnin]

"if women don't find you handsome they'll at least find you handy" red green

[justaperson]

Most Merican man in all Merica! Honestly, imagine having this guy as your neighbor? What a blast!

[PitViper-]

Like the old saying goes, "Work smarter not harder"

[enter_null]

That fella is incredible. He makes me want to travel to the U.S, shake his hand and buy him a truck full of beers

[hughjazz]

Italy: Leonardo da Vinci
England: Isaac Newton
Germany: Albert Einstein
Murica: *Ginger Billy Otis*

[ambersnyder]

I was having a bad day and this made me laugh. The end is my favorite. And that's how you cut grass the fancy way. Very creative LOVE IT!

[oreporting]

Sometimes you need a hero. He's not the hero you asked for. He's the hero you needed.

[jdmbeats]

Imagine doing a wheelie, you could demolish hoards of zombies.

[texastexas]

I Cut lawns for a living...
I can’t compete with

[localdetroitidiot]

It’s like he try’s to have a southern accent but he already does

[gw]

I’m truly afraid Elon Musk is going to hire this gifted genius and we will never hear from him again.

[wabio]

You better patent that thing before Amazon gets ahold of it.

[cuteweirdo]

"All men want literally just one thing and it's disgusting"
What all men want :

[davezul]

Anyone can imagine. Anyone can dream. This man not only imagines and dreams, he makes his dreams come true! I’m proud to be a fellow Merican!

[Awxkenx]

Now that’s just about the fanciest thing I done did ever see

[Kevin-prte]

Women: why do we live longer than men?
Men: Check out my new fancy lawnmowa

[ily_mikeee]

His Wife: _Disappointed_

His Neighbors: _Jealous_


Him...: *_Fancy_*

[joelcoley]

Every kid in the neighborhood will cut his grass for free. That's some next level Tom Sawyer stuff right there.