Johnny + Courtney 4 Never

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[SleepyKerboro]

this is low-key one of the best bits I've seen Ian do

[Fuzunga]

Courtney is never going to live down that diary entry.

[martinkeller]

Rhyming ranch with chanch needs to be investigated as a possible crime against humanity

[teacupincc]

1:53 THE FACT HE HAD TO RHYME CHANCE WITH RANCH SO HE SAID
*“ C H A N C H ”* KILLS ME 💀

[lawrencefosterjenkins]

the way they all join him on "chicken from carl's jr" kills me every time, they just knew those were gonna be the next words

[justDavidThanks]

Tommy’s face as the song gets progressively more and more high school emo is all of us

[brandoncortez]

“You were a Nerd but I was CoOOooOl” 🤣 kills me every time

[jessedangerdyer]

Jackie and Amanda with the "for never" callback... KILLS ME EVERYTIME 🤣🤣🤣

[Degenerecy]

The rejection at the end.. I guess it's Johnny and Courtney for never, for never.

[Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava]

I'm going to have "chanch" burned into my brain now.

[DahrthDaddy]

Glad to see that Ian is getting in on the resurgence of Pop Punk

[Atuchy]

Ian thrives as Johnny. The role he was born to play

[ttintagel]

Jackie vibing to it from the first line while Tommy's jaw slowly hits the floor is GOLD!

[tinman]

I swear, someone will pick up this song and make a legit cover with full band and everything.

[nickgriffin]

A rare bit that actually gets better the longer it goes on

[ckyisyourfuture]

best part is "i have my retainers in..."

[bandfan]

Lyrics:

You coulda been my makeout girl
I coulda been your makeout boy
We could live in a makeout world
And play with all sorts of makeout toys
Your desperation pushed me away
You were a nerd, but I was cool
Now that you’re dead you won’t hear me say
I wish I kissed you on the last day of school

Courtney
Six feet under
Crying
In the rain and thunder

And it’s Johnny and Courtney for never
Johnny and Courtney no more
Johnny and Courtney for never
Dying’s what exes are for

I’m sitting alone so late at night
Eating Carl’s Jr. chicken strips
Then I got a call, you took an angel’s flight
I cried into all my dips
Carl’s Jr. has amazing dips
Barbecue and also ranch
We could’ve been the perfect pair
I guess we never had the chanch

Courtney
Six feet under
Chicken
From Carl’s Jr.

And it’s
Johnny and Courtney for never
(For never)
Johnny and Courtney no more
Johnny and Courtney for never
(For never)
Dying’s what exes are for

(Everybody now!)

Johnny and Courtney for never
(For never)
Johnny and Courtney no more
Johnny and Courtney for never
(For never)
Dying’s what exes are for

Dying’s what exes are for

[jazzy]

Ian is so low effort and energy these days it's so nice to see him doing the stuff that built smosh.

[lolohets]

Smosh needs to make this an actual song. Have the whole band and everything maybe with Ian on vocals and have the music video be super early 2000s style.

[huntydog]

2:16 Jackie just straight vibing with the adlibs 😂