Everything Wrong With Krampus In 15 Minutes Or Less

Finally Hollywood gives us a decent-ish Christmas horror film with Krampus, which earns plenty of sins but still isn't terrible.

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[JelloApocalypse]

"Remember when movies built expositional dialogue into dialogue that simultaneously moved the plot forward instead of just lazily throwing in some lines about their past. I don't."

Aw that's like... sincerely the saddest he's ever sounded.

[harrywithanh]

Hmm, a supernatural being that appears when families are falling apart, and can interpret torn up letters... Are we *SURE* Krampus isn't Mary Poppins?

[GiantPetRat]

Regarding the "grandma speaking German but her grandson speaking English" thing, it's actually pretty common for kids who grow up in multilingual houses to be able to understand a language they can barely speak, and vice-versa. If the person speaking the foreign language knows enough English, then the child has no reason to try and learn to actually speak it back to them.

[IoEstasCedonta]

That ending shot just makes me think I've stepped into Five Nights at Krampus'.

[drevinashcraft]

“Well don’t run too fast you might get a Krampus” 💀

[katha]

“Kevin McCallister actually said it, out loud, he wished his family would disappear and the worst thing that happened to him was Joe Pesci showed up”😂😂😂😂😂 love it!🤣

[nitro]

You know they actually did explain more clearly later that the family isn't trapped. Krampus did accept Max's repentance but the snowglobe lets him keep an eye on them. They have to keep up the Christmas spirit every single year for the rest of their lives.

[m.]

Wow, the lady in the beginning really talks in German with Austrian slang, i positively surprised

[mstrampe]

*Don't run too fast, you might get a Krampus.*
I'm dead.

[artemisalec]

"Well, don't run too fast. You might get a Krampus" how dare you? right in front of my salad??

[xyzCrake]

1:24 honestly people who only speak one language wouldn't understand this, but in foreign language speaking families, it's pretty common to see the first native generation learn to understand the language, but not be comfortable speaking it, while the older generation learn the local language, but not be comfortable speaking it, resulting in the parents (or in this case grandparents) speaking the foreign tongue, while the child (or in this case grandchild) speaking the local tongue, while both understand each other perfectly. I do it all the time with my parents, I can understand them perfectly, but it's still their native tongue, and they'll speak it while i respond in english.

[smexychichilla]

I remember watching this movie in the theater, and while everyone else was screaming I was laughing my ass of the whole time. This movie is hilarious.

[MFSTAS]

"coke is delicious and pepsi is garbage" Woah, woah, woah, let's not start a WW3 in here!

[nightfall]

'you might get a krampus.' wow

[overthere]

7:42 I usually never point out when your sins are wrong, but revolvers don't eject the casing after firing. Just sayin

[supersolier]

Soooo this whole plot is just....
"Young kid tears paper apart because he got reasonably angry at the christmas dinner and that's why Krampus kills the ENTIRE family"
Got it

[rdarrow]

Also you forgot that almost everyone cast in these movie is normally a comedy actor or comedian

[abigailleavell]

This whole movie looks like the first five minutes of an episode of Supernatural. I was half expecting the Winchesters to show up at the end.

[jeonghanism]

"You might get a Krampus" IM LAUGHING

[emilymg]

THE FRICKIN GROWL AT THE END MADE MY CAT STARE IN HORROR