bedwars is a difficult game

my ego is slightly larger than usual in this one
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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL

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[djnoone]

me: loses every game of bedwars


Techno: solos a duos lobby with his fists

[jonahy]

“Weapons are for casuals”
-Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

[tommybob]

What I came for:
Technoblade actually struggling in bedwars
What I ended up seeing:
Technoblade winning bedwars only with his fists

[acr_active]

6:44
"Its My dad"
Its the BEST Dad

[HypedRogue]

“Look at them slowly bridging over”

English teachers: I think it’s a metaphor for death

[straykaeru]

"Oh god he keeps texting me"
"Wow, mr popular"
"It's my dad"

[dylsterx]

Casual with full diamond armor and sword: *exists*

TechnoBlade: I am inevitable

[Slackow]

The ending of this video is so legendary:

ShadowApples: I can't believe you just did that
Techno: I can
Techno: what part of that isn't like linear
progression this was the most
predictable outcome there could have
been



that last line always gets me.

[Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it]

“Get good”


-Sun Tzu the art of war

[ignblue]

Plot twist: techno was actually using his hot elbows

[xxenonitexx]

"Wait he's texting me"
"Wow, Mr popular"
"Its my dad."

-*Story of my life*

[turtlekira]

The man who made minecraft fun to watch. Fly high (out of respect) Techno <3

[colinbread]

“YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? OH GOD THEY BEAT ME”
Technoblade, 2017

[kaedenmcninja]

"I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole."








*PHILOSOPHY*

[patatoo]

“Weapons are for casuals”

- Technoblade, The Art Of Bedwars

[tasmanianmapping]

Can we just appreciate the pure skill of Techno to beat bedwars without a weapon

[itzlitz]

"Boom, sit down." - Technoblade 2017

[anabsoluteidiot]

My favorite quote from tecnoblade is

*”officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense. You gotta believe me.”*

[joshcarson]

“Who keeps texting me??”
“Oh, Mr. Popular..”
“It’s my Dad.”
“...”

[santaisreal]

This might be the most iconic technoblade video imo. this or the mission: impossible bedwars one