Happy Pi Day! | Will Trump's VP Pick Be A Democrat? | Elon Musk Cancels Don Lemon's X Show

Stephen kicks off his March 14th monologue with a tribute to Pi Day, then looks into speculation about Donald Trump's choice of running mate, and the news that Elon Musk fired Don Lemon hours after sitting for an interview with the former CNN anchor.

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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and ���THE LATE SHOW band,��� the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[paulj]

0:42 "I'm a little Despot, tall but stout
Here is my toupe, here is my pout.
When I lose my money, then I shout
Vladdy? Saudi? Help me out!"

[JeromeBellon]

"Water is wet from the standpoint of water."
So yes, he does speak like that all the time.

[KealohaHarrison]

To use his parlance, where do I hope Trump is gonna be by this time next year? A thing called “prison”

[kciN]

Stephen Colbert was on absolute 🔥🔥🔥 Last night 👏👏👏👏👏

[teeff__]

"picture in a cursed locket that will steal your soul." the writing this week is on point.

[NewMessage]

Upon hearing Bernie's rousing speech, Marjorie Taylor Greene immediately picked up her phone and demanded to speak to the Gazpacho Police.

[zesty]

2:18 _"We have a thing called an ocean between us, right? And it's tremendously big and tremendously wet. This is a tough ocean, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water. It certainly is not good, in terms of badly."_

[FoCoPuffs]

All of my elder relatives have said that during nearly every election cycle in their lives, people have said 'This is the most important election in history'. This is the first one where they feel that that is truly the case.

[MajICReiki]

YAY Fani Willis! 🎉 🙌👏👏👏 Now Get To it Georgia, and that perfectly fine phone call!

[irenecapozzoli]

Stephen Colbert has the best political comedy writers & his delivery of said jokes is always a pee your pants kind of laughter. Thank you for the healing humor.

[Newgenerationkid]

Stephen had zinger after zinger tonight, what a show.

[geraldswan]

“A thing called an ocean”…. And everyday we in the UK thank the good Lord for that!

[lupemora]

I love Stephen Colbert. It seems that the survival of our democracy will rest on our army of comedians.

[terrychancellor]

LOL!!! I've had just the most stressful, crappy week but Stephen always manages to crack me up and pull me out of that pit!! If I ever get the chance to meet him, I'm giving him a big hug!!! LOL!!

[markstevenson]

Proof that 🤡 is treated unfairly is that he isn't behind bars. VERY unfair.

[commonsense]

“If you think of the right things nobody’s been treated like this in terms of badly.”
Can we all agree to PLEASE VOTE BLUE??? 🙏🗽💙

[JLee-rtve]

In the novel 1984, George Orwell invented "newspeak". Trump has created "dumbspeak", "creepyweirdspeak" and also "slurredspeak".

[bobbytookalook]

There's only one thing I want to hear about Trump, and that's a *thing* called GONE!

[Ghostoffdr]

No better way to start the day than laughing with Stephen Colbert 🙂

[XopheAdethri]

I love how Stephen always commits to properly putting away his invisible props.