10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Is Bringing To The FBI

Trump is cleaning house, and with Kash Patel as the presumptive head of the FBI, that department is no exception. Here are the top 10 changes Patel is making.

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[RedStickHistorian]

The FBI should stop staking out PTA meetings looking for extremist parents.

[JoshBenore]

Another good rule would be "justice" is no longer spelled "just us"

[MysticMonk]

Forgot to add no misplacing or destroying evidence.

[janetg]

Let them continue to monitor Churches. They might learn something positive.

[eddiedoherty]

Whew. For a minute I thought they would stop going after moms complaining to school boards. Those domestic (domesticated?) terrorists need to be held in check.

[shannonstorrud]

Actual justice from the Justice Department....what a novel idea...

[robertshank]

Kash Patel should strip the security clearance from any agent who can't come up with at least three nice things to say about Donald Trump within fifteen minutes.

[Shoey]

Fedoras, don't forget the Fedoras

[soundspartan]

Don't tell anybody, but I think Steve would have quit anyway.

[df]

Change the name from the FBI to Police Squad! I'm sure Leslie Nielsen would have approved! (RIP).

[deryckmcleod]

And the FBI is no longer allowed to work from home...

[colormedubious]

Don't forget to bring back newspapers to hide behind on stake-outs. That was SUPER effective.

[nmuskier]

Can the FBI stop manufacturing crimes to investigate?

[gregb]

The stealing of Melania's dresses would have made more sense when J. Edgar was still running the Bureau.

[BillSch]

The FBI was formed to fight the KKK see... and at first congress didn't let them carry firearms see. But after a few were killed, congress gave them snub nosed 38's see. And after the KKK was seriously deleted see, they started chasing gangsters across state borders see, and at that time they up graded to some serious military hardware see, to fight the gangsters see... and when that threat was over, then the naxmzis came see, and after that it was commies see. So that's how a temporary agency grew to be a monster see, and I didn't even mention J Edgar see.

[Anonymous-gupk]

Arresting criminals only? What is this crazy talk!?

[jamesmarino]

Hahaha cutting edge we're going to be arresting only criminals

[ronaldjohnson]

Look, J Edgar has been dead a long time. You don't need Melania's dresses to curry favor with the big bosses any more.

[johnscott]

Not just trench coats.
Snappy fedoras and either extremely skinny or overly wide ties too!

[nd_percentile-rivq]

1:15 I think Steve’s package was already severanced.