What his texts really mean

[mijigamin]

“Megan stop we met at a party once who gave you this number”: he has a crush on you

[ezl]

'Does this jacket look good on me?'
'Yeah its pretty cool' (is abnormally jealous because the jacket is touching her)

[sharlalewis]

“Put down that knife how did you get in my house!”= he likes you

[Vivianisunderyourbed]

Bro if they say “gn” and “goodnight” that’s literally the same thing so like wdym 💀

[langleyscountry]

"jacob please bring back the children its been 8 years without Pauly" means that SHE REALLY LOVES YOU

[PeppyPag]

As a boy, i can CONFIRM… that this is 100% NOT true

[Anonymous-gjbu]

If he can't even just speak his damn basic feelings we're breaking up.

[kirstyanderson]

‘Do you want sushi?’
“He wants to start ww3”

[cats]

He’s always with his friends and never talks to me and when I told him I was hanging out with my boy best friend, he was probably jealous. -~-

[JBloig]

this feels like what a woman thinks us men think when we talk to them, but in reality we don’t talk to women because us men are to busy watching breaking bad

[DrifterEXE]

Bro is the epitome of modern anti masculine culture

[babyblu]

Im glad they're making this nonsense for boys now too at least the confusion can now be double sided

[editsbykam]

Imagine your girl sees this and its a lie but she breaks up with u bc of him💀💀

[Angie.grace]

"hey my mom said i can go to church tonight"
"Okay cool" apparently my guy friend is jealous because im going to church makes perfect sense

[lightgummy]

When I say cool it means I don’t care that much.. 😭

[dolphinkarakol]

Sometimes when I send him something he says OK?? Like that makes me a little bit sad jealous and angry 💀

[kenfbaby]

Ah yes saying good night to someone you love is a bad thing

[soup.is_thebest]

“Gn” You did something.

“BRO LET ME SLEEP”

[MattheoRiddlesGirl]

okay but like, does "ok" fall under the same concept of "okay" or "k"? or are they different like how girls "okay, ok, k" texts are?

[Lovejunkooky]

bro has never listened to a metallica song in his life 🤣