When False Fall Visits The South

It’s that time of year in the South again. Maybe. All I know is that you shouldn’t turn your A/C off just yet.

[alostrich]

Subscribe or get a devastating 1.5 inches of snow

[ChrisinOSMS]

My wife after living down here for 27 years still tries to put away her summer clothes like she used to do in Chicago. Bless her heart.

[technicolordreamer]

"If you stumble into the Waffle House after midnight, it's practically a free haunted house."- 😆 Fairly accurate.

[tbarber]

As a 5th generation Folridian who works outside in Central Florida. I can confirm we have four seasons, "early summer, summer, late summer and January!"

[mitchellminer]

Bravo!

Matt's acting talent is exceeded only by his ability to rock so many outfits.

[ashlynevans]

Hilarious and accurate! I actually gasped at, "I wish I lived up north!"

[micheledeetlefs]

My husband is from South Africa. Much like the American South, it really doesn't get any sort of proper autumn. All of my sister-in-laws are convinced that if they come here between October and December they will get to see all the leaves change and experience cool, crisp evenings, and see snow sometime around Christmas. I hear them talking about their plans and think " damn that sounds nice. Too bad Middle Tennessee is going to be sweltering until sometime in January.'

[hughbrackett]

I woke up this morning it was 72° with a nice breeze. I thought, _Ah, it's the Fall Preview._

[nekoali]

As someone who spent half my life in the North and now lives in the South I feel this so much. The one thing I miss is a cool fall. Still better than when I lived in Southern California where the seasons were Hot and Everything Is On Fire.

[hed]

I spent a bit of time in the south years ago. In September, the local post office ladies told me "no, it doesn't get cool. Ever. "
I cried.

[cylversprings]

I felt this, to my core. I want to make chili without getting heatstroke. Enjoy using my stove and oven again for more than just storage. Having a laundry room that is detached from the house means that we don't go anywhere because we have no clean clothes, you walk in it and and passport from the dryer going. I can't get my husband to hang me up a clothes line, not that I would stand out there to hang them. Between the sun and the mosquitoes, I would die of dehydration and blood loss.

[mostuniquemary]

Lifelong fall is magical cousin's friend is here from New Orleans for a few months and I felt like I was tossing fairy dust on her talking to her about it. LOL!

[xof]

As I sit here with the AC off and the windows open. My driveway is covered in leaves. Yes, I know that next week it will probably be the hottest week of the year... but dangit... it's nice today!

[sdr]

I treasure the two weeks in Florida where I get to wear a sweater outside instead of just in restaurants. That fuzzy goodness is so sweet.

[kirsbeasley]

"It's just pine straw in the back of a Silverado, but yes." You know exactly how it is down here Matt. It's supposed to be 58 in central Mississippi Monday morning, so perfect timing.

[GlampingKings]

“And runaway to Gatlinburg together”
😂😂😂
This is what I’ve been saying to my husband for the past couple of weeks.
We always visit during the Fall.

[michaelscott]

"I can give you 85."
"That's...not that bad, actually."
"--...percent humidity, I wasn't done there."
Marylander here, and bless your heart, that hit way too close to home.

[missushoneybee]

This nails it. We're all so over summer that we are READY for fall and want to believe it's arrived, even though we all know this happens every year.

[Xehemoth]

I love you

I just imagine The South being pernamently victim of Mother Nature and her batshit crazy WINTER/SUMMER switch that has a 2 day delay between seasons known as False Fall and Spriumer.

[kungfuhustling]

Matt you are a genius at representing our manic seasons in the South.