Sam Kills Christmas

Settle down children, it's time for a story! But parents be warned: it gets kind of gory...

CONTENT WARNING: Violence, mild gore, Christmas in November

Special thanks to Rhiannon, Alice, Steve, and Aimie.

[dwaynefebry]

Narrator: Sam took the name Santa

Me: *SAMTA*

[satokou]

Ice Queen: "You'll never find the underground factory"

Sam: *Finds it underground

[kaylifarina]

“You killed my parents!”
“So what? That happens once a year”
...W o t

[LNotaW]

“You’ll never find the underground factory!”
Not really the smartest thing to say if the location is supposed to be a secret.

[LilDeuceDeuce]

I'm starting to get a whole portfolio of anti-Christmas videos I've done music for

[vtario]

When a video about a kid violently slaughtering Santa and his minions manages to have a heartwarming ending

[schmoyoho]

**petition for this to play right after the Rudolph claymation special**

AMAZING WORK, TOM AND THE WHOLE CORTÈGE, a true classic 👏👏👏💗💖💗 🎅

[MacBamboocha]

*CONTENT WARNING:* Violence, mild gore, _Christmas in November_

Perfect description!

[j.h]

Someone: all kids love Santa.
Sam: hold my checkered rocket launcher.

[NuikopeaDemon]

All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room; perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

[GraceSerenityK]

Tom, I think this might be the best thing you've made! Amazing writing, great illustration and the perfect narrator! Congrats to you and your team!

[toonslul]

I haven’t seen this Stanley Parable ending

[Weeeeessel]

10 years have passed and Tom still wants to kill Santa

[melododie]

This was so dark but how did I not expect it? Haha! This is amazing! The ending was actually kind of cute.

[ninksart]

"Where's Santa?"
Tom:"In the Hole"

[shannongabler]

“Are you a man or a woman” “Orphan”
“What gender are you” “Cold hearted”
“Yeah but what’s in your pants” “A rocket launcher”

[simplyz]

Ice Queen: You'll never find the underground factory!
Sam: I'm about to do what you'd call a "pro gamer" move.

[ShortneysLife]

my only complaint is that it didn't end as: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fight"

[PotatoObliteratorGD]

The “for children” vibe and the dark humour works together perfectly

[CrispyToast]

Next thing we'll expect is the sequels: Sam Kills Halloween, Sam Kills Valentine's Day, and Sam Kills Easter.

He is the destroyer of mainstream holidays.