The Greatest Graham Norton One-Liners of Eurovision 2022

"Subwoolfer are doing something a lot of Eurovision hopefuls wish they thought of ... they're performing in masks and anonymously."

[floraflowers]

"Don't wanna jinx it for Switzerland but James Newman wore a similar jacket last year"
And Switzerland got 0 points from the public 🤣

[SuperJNG]

The timing of "This is Holland." "No it's not, this is Pol-" "THIS IS POLAND-!" is so perfect it damn near feels like they practiced it just for the British viewers. Goddamn that was brilliant.

[finntruman]

My favourite one-liner, which isn't in here, is when the presenters said something like "Are you drinking tonight? How much are you having?" or something similar and Graham said "Not enough for this."

[reahutargaryen]

"someone at the BBC is getting nervous" - 3:55
At least someone in UK is happy they didn't win 🤣

[aleksandra-dianadovzan]

somehow the best part of this is how many jokes Graham made about the UK being relieved that they don't have to host - only to end up hosting anyways

[vermilliongecko]

I remember one year, we were hoping for some points from Malta. As the Maltese delegate cast her votes, it became clear they'd given us nothing. Graham said 'Oh okay, I'll say it now - HIDEOUS FROCK'

[moxgirl]

LOL when Graham thought Laura was finished and she wasn't xD "I'm scared to say anything and she'll start again" hahahah

[samraymond]

"Probably some relieved people at the BBC" - Famous last words spoken by Graham Norton...

[fn]

I'm surprised how calm and unimpressed he seems to be despite the fact the UK won the jury vote and placed 2nd overall. I remember back in 2010 when Lena won, the German commentator was freaking out more and more with every high points that were flying in XD

[louise]

one of my favourite one-liners from graham is from last year's show, "we've got some amazing singers tonight, and well, some, some as flat as holland"

[crazychickenakame]

I never heard of this guy before, but he is a million times funnier than the German on. I'm considering watching next year the British broadcast just for him

[benzaiten]

the best part about Euro Vision is Graham Norton's increasingly drunk commentary - and now with this compilation I don't even have to drudge through the show!

[hanasan]

„What? We're going to have to host?“ hits different watching it now

[lvmln]

you know what, im jealous of people from english speaking countries who can watch Eurovision without their commentator having to be both a bad translator and a bad commentator :/ like if you think the italian gesture thing was bad imagine watching it with some unfunny Polish guy trying to translate what's going on as the bit goes on on top of it. absolutely imcomprehensible

[SacClass]

"I'm sending a letter to Daddy" 😄😄

[that_child]

Another one that isn’t here is he was going on about Marius Bear, and the shot cut to some big guys in the audience and Graham said something like “there’s some more bears there too”

[flankspeed]

"There now follows a human sacrifice."
Deadpan 😙👌

[wohdinhel]

“I think that’s what you call… sexy” *VIOLENT SQUIRREL NOISES*

[mendelynn]

As a German, I feel robbed of Graham's moderation every year.

[lostlollipop]

Thanks so very much for making this! People were talking too loudly at the Eurovision party I was at so I missed some of this hilarious Graham content.