History Memes 5 #Memes #Shorts 469

[cammandercody]

Kids who read the book for school
Vs
Me who listens it on youtube 2x faster while playing video games

[ShriRamJi-bhakt]

Americans(last meme): *Nigerundayo smokey!*

[CoAn]

As a mongol myself I can confirm that we were strong when chingis khaan was here and weak when other khaans came

[daanbos]

Other countries in ww2: your transmission is broken
Germans: kaput, nein this ist normal

[tomsterbg]

As a Bulgarian the "I used to rule the world" is so relatable and I've been playing Minecraft before the song came out

[AirportPlaneSpotting]

Bred actually cost 200 billion marks in 1923

[laughingjack-]

11% for ice cream? It was a worthy sacrafice

[nevergonnagiveyou.up]

Bro summoned an entire fandom by one meme

[JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish]

Me who is a European but we never owned a colony: No.

[monkeybirthdaycake]

I'm glad you included the obscure Fidel Castro cow in here.

[whoa]

Fun Facts about Genghis Khan!!:

He was born with the name “Temujin”.

Temujin was born holding a blood clot. This was a sign that said he was to rule the world.

He lived in a small tribe as the chief’s son.

His father died when he was nine due to poison.

His mother told him after his father died that he would never be a boy again.

The chief’s family was discarded by the tribe, leaving them as nomads.

In a hungry time for his family, his brother had betrayed the family by killing a rabbit and not sharing it. He then took an arrow and shot him. This occurred around the time he was 10.

Temujin’s first wife was a woman named Borté. She was the daughter of a tribe’s chief.

Temujin’s tribe and his blood brother’s tribe united, making Temujin and his brother both chiefs. However, a crack in their relationship soon turned to a canyon as they realized there could only be one leader.

This caused Jamukha (his blood brother) to gather up many people of the tribe and go off on their own.

Jamukha ambushed Temujin’s tribe, kidnapping Borté and forcing Temujin to not fight back, for he could not win.

Temujin swore that he would never be unprepared again, and thus, his army began.

When Temujin rescued Borté, she had been raped, and was pregnant with a child that was most likely not Temujin’s. Despite Borté saying she would drown the baby if he wanted, Temujin said he would raise the child as his own, no matter who the father was. And he did.

As the rivalry between the two tribes escalated, Temujin invented many strategies. He ordered every one man in his army to light five fires each. When a spy from Jamukha came, he told Jamukha that Temujin had more fires for all of his men than stars in the sky.

Temujin trained his soldiers with arrows, as it seemed the most effective and accurate tool. He trained them to shoot as they were riding a horse, and even how to make a bow and arrow.

Five of Temujin’s generals were taken by Jamukha’s tribe. The five generals were boiled alive, and when Temujin heard of this, his anger only grew.

Temujin valued not stature, but ability and loyalty. So when two generals from Jamukha’s tribe betrayed Jamukha and brought him to Temujin, he ordered for their execution.

Jamukha knew that there could only be one chief. While Temujin was ready to forgive and forget everything his blood brother had done, Jamukha insisted on a noble death. Temujin granted his wish, and executed him by breaking his back.

As the two tribes united once again, and the army was larger and more prepared than ever, Temujin ordered them to invade China.

When the Chinese Emperor heard of the Mongols coming to China, he received a letter from Temujin, telling him to surrender. The Emperor simply refused.

Temujin and his army defeated China’s greatest defense. The Great Wall. How? They simply went around it.

One of the tactics used by the Emperor was stuffing spikes in the sandy ground that the Mongol horses would walk on. It slowed the Mongols down, but not by much.

Before the Mongols made it to the capital city, they had gone through several villages. If the village didn’t surrender, the citizens were killed and the village was burned to the ground.

When Temujin and his men reached the capital of China, they forced captured Chinese citizens to make the first wave of attacks. They said that if the hostages got to the city, they would live. If they backed out, they would die.

It didn’t take long for the Mongols to get into the city. For several days, Temujin’s men plundered, raped, and burned.

The Chinese citizens taught the Mongols writing, a new language, and even several things the Mongols had no idea about.

Temujin was recognized by his tribe as the Khan, which means “ruler of all”.

Temujin sent a messenger a very important Chinese official, insisting the Chinese surrender. In return, Temujin received a box. And inside, the head of his messenger.

Temujin had (with different wives) twelve children in all, six of them being boys.

After Temujin died, the Mongol Empire was left to his second eldest son, who was the new Khan.

Alas, Genghis Khan never achieved the thing he thought God had chosen him for. To conquer the entire world.

In the time following Temujin’s death, his son made the Mongol Empire twice as large.

In the years after Temujin’s son’s death, the Empure started to break. It fell before the conquered the bulk of Europe.

Nobody knows where the Great Genghis Khan’s body is buried. No murals or burial sites were marked for the first Khan, and nobody has found a clue since.






If you know anything else about Genghis Khan, I’d like to know :)


Have a great day!! :D

[ajrinmannat]

I only laughed at this cuz I watched
Oversimplified lol

[YourLocalGeemanEmpire]

Britian: looks at map
Also britain: I used to be big

[davidfulop]

Him: criss cross
Me: apple sauce

Original line: gotham (chess) two bishops check

[lime-kytm]

Canadian are too nice man I can’t…
*cough cough*
(I’m Canadian)

[CrazyG-Gamer]

Me:Mongolian
Just hears the ice cream theory
Me:Isn't that illegal?

[tung]

I Like how Vietnam Thing is basically Turkey and syria volunteering to save syria

[BiggsTheOwl]

Ussr in 30s: slide to the left
Italy and Germany in 30s: slide to the right
Spain: criss Cross
Rest of the world: everybody load your guns

[jeffduck]

Germany actually slide to Third Position.

[Kavya]

That harry and ron's face


#harrypotter