This is what American men sound like to Guy Montgomery #standup #standupcomedy #guymontgomery

[chewycenter]

I heard a guy sharing dinner with his relatives prattle on about the mechanics of cats without interruption or fielding questions. Comedian is so right here.

[HarbingerOfDeath-]

That's why Americans who bump into someone they know, end up standing in that place, catching up for the next couple hours.

[ndAirborneBCo]

Dressed like "Drop Dead Fred"

[apolloetic]

Owen Wilson with a fixed nose, playing caillou's dad with an Australian accent.

[MsAdventure]

I have a saying, “Didja ever notice that a ‘know-it-all’ knows it all until you really need to know something?”—Brenda Marks

[saharatjardes]

One of my really good friends does this ALL THE TIME

[simplytranquility]

As an immigrant this drives me crazy. Like shut up😅

[nps]

This dialog is proof were all NPCs in someone's rpg 🙃

[imaniannissa]

Dude looks like he could be Owen Wilson’s brother

[mxdwnfrcemdia]

his face looks perpetually intoxicated

[elihoy]

Ya so well that’s all the war vehicles and air and naval ships used by the Japanese army during ww2 made buy Nissan

[bretthorton]

This coming from a dude that hold the microphone like a cereal killer and wears a LARGER shirt UNDER is SMALLER shirt.. carry on. ✌🏽

[bretthorton]

Who tf holds a microphone like that.. I have my right to express how I feel and I’ll say that it makes me feel uncomfortable.

[erichooper]

Man idk what part of the United States this guy is hanging out in, but I really cannot relate to this experience at all.