The Tweet Song - Tim Hawkins & Jonnie W.

[Rassilon]

Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.

[j.d.wilkes]

I heard that a scarecrow got promoted, because he was outstanding in his field.

[blurdrawsart]

“And Sauron’s not gonna be happy happy happy.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ckmoore]

"People who don't believe in autocorrect, go straight to heal".

Damn, that is an unbelievably great juke.

[joeskis]

Making Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg proud. They might even be jealous they hadn't thought of some of these.

[pietvanvliet]

Second uncle joke got me.
Hats off sir, hats off.

[PhantomLantern]

I love how Tim keeps cracking up at Jonnies bits.

[emeraldryder]

I love how Tim's just showing off in between jokes

[sherimcdaniel]

“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.

[sandraglover]

My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all

[gypsyrain]

THANK YOU FOR THIS PAIRING ! Loved You Guys TOGETHER , CRACK ME UP ! BRILLIANT ! That's A RETWEET 🤣

[SingingSpock]

Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.

[PatriotMomof]

When I’m feeling down I watch Tim!! Makes me laugh and before I know it I’m feeling joyful!!

[basedbear]

Judas is a carrot... omg I'm dying!

[PrincessLorie]

Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️

[kwiechufithu]

Jonnie's pun are epic. My favorite - "conjoined twin...uncle from my father's side...once removed "😂

[twicebitten]

Lost all my family on 12/23 4 years ago, so this is a tough time of year for found this and needed it. Badly

[jamesedgar]

"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a set of unwritten rules." I LOVE

[lisagrafitti]

I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.

[Runescope]

I'm an atheist and "Judas Isacarrot" is pure gold comedy.