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[ericcutler]

Sam is the type of guy to blur out his birthday but not how many days he's been alive

[cannonsmith-lcee]

Sam: *blurs birthdate to not have his age shown*
Also Sam: *doesn't blur out the age he would be on earth*
Also, if you didn't catch it, he's 27 years, 3 months, and 18 days old as of this video.

[SweetRoseyRoseyDarling]

Sam: *does't want people to know his age*
*two seconds later*
Also sam: i would be 27 on earth

[AaronHehe]

I'm gonna die in 66 years, 263 days, 8 hours, 50 minutes, 57 seconds💀

[qjwatim]

Alternative title: Sam spends time on scary websites then gets too scared and leaves 5 minutes in

[yiev]

"Gonna blur my age"
"I'm 27"

[plastic_bottle]

i like how sam doesn't want us to know his age but still says it out loud

[Hernames_bonni]

“Uhh sex, yes”

IM SORRY BUT MY HEAD TOLD ME MANGLE FROM FNAF ☠️💀

[joe_coolbe]

0:23 -"uhh sex, yes"
Peak comedy right there 🤣🤣

[aep.cracky]

"I’ll be 0.3 years old on Uranus"💀💀

[speedrunninghi]

I’m glad Sam cares about us not smoking cigarettes and stuff

[christineemadimommyhasissu]

That jumpscare at the end gave me a heart attack I didn’t expect that 😂💀

[nezzled]

Sambucha: blurs out birthdate
Also sambucha: "I'm 27 on Earth" 1:53

[mute.gaming]

Deathdate: 0:10
Your age on other planets: 1:44
1092paradise: 2:14
Nightmare machine: 2:51
Zombo: 3:34
Final meal requests: 3:57
8ball: 4:58
This man: 5:34
Worst amusement park accidents: 6:22
Staggering beauty: 8:14
Lomando: 8:42
White enamel: 9:08
Google maps coords: 10:19
Grey lady afternoon tea: 18:30
Death row last words: 20:01
Homicide monitor: 21:37
The maze: 22:25
That's it! You're welcome!

[Pretzelina.]

“Let’s blur that out” Also “27.3 years on earth”

[externalityy]

Sam: you should NEVER visit these websites they’re so scary
Also Sam later in the video: look, it’s a heart shaped lake

[cyberrobo]

Anyways, here is a brownie recipe.


Ingredients:
-1 cup unsalted butter
-2cups granulated sugar
-4 large eggs
-1 teaspoon vanilla extract
-1/2 cup all-purpose flour
-1/2 cup cocoa powder
-1/4 teaspoon salt
-1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C and grease a baking pan.
2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar.
3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir.
5:Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
6. pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins.
7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!

[eeveeowo]

HELP AT THE END I WAS FALLING ASLEEP AND THE ZOMBIE GIRL SCREAM PLAYED LMFAOOOO

[zipperonk]

*blurs age*
2 seconds later
“i’d be 27 on earth”

[DrFabi]

Even though I knew that Jumpscare was coming Sam still got me