How to Safely Cross a Piranha Infested River

[dougthedonkey]

“Piranhas are nocturnal creatures”
*proceeds to talk about how they’re more active during the day and sleeping at night*

[lukapavlovic]

You should do more of these like "How to: (insert extreme situation that nobody will ever find themselves in)". It would be a great series.

[Knownthingg]

"Omg this river is full of piranhas, what are we gonna do??"
"Don't worry I saw a video once, step one we have to wait 5 more months until the wet season, then we can cross"

[deluxous]

Instructions still unclear:

If they’re nocturnal why should I cross at night?

[chiangkaishrek]

Piranhas being ferocious is just a myth, also they’re ferocious and you need to be incredibly careful.

[Austin-hofs]

3:13 "Piranhas are nocturnal creatures and are generally sleeping during the night"
the writer of this better take their biology classes again

[somedudeumayknow]

Real Life Lore: "How to Safely Cross a Piranha Infested River"
Me (who's never going to have to cross a piranha infested river): Hmm... Interesting

[Ddform]

"Like chopping of something like a toe, a finger or.... *something* else."

[KieranPBoyle]

Why am I watching this and taking mental notes as if I’m going to cross a river with piranhas in it

[ST--prbf]

RLL: Cross the river at night
Me: Ok
RLL: Piranhas are nocturnal creatures, they sleep at night and hunt during the day
Me: Sorry, what?

[cdnsydmc]

“It could easily bite off a toe or a finger, or something else.”

*zooms in on crotch*

[Sebbie]

'piranhas are nocturnal creatures and are generally sleeping during the night'

[osberswgaming]

‘Piranhas are nocturnal creatures, they only sleep at night.’ - RealLifeLore, an intellectual

[PelozoF]

How to safely cross a piranha infested river: DON’T

[System]

“Can chop your finger, your toe or something else” *_ZOOMS INTO CROTCH_*

[kumatoni]

3:12 Nocturnal, so they sleep during the night? I thought it was the other way round..?

[flashstar]

"Your only way to get to the other side is to cross it"
-RealLifeLore

[aeanp]

"While they hunt at dawn and mostly throughout the day"

Don't you mean diurnal?

[pgtv]

RRL: "How to safely cross a piranha-infested river"
Rafts: "Im about to end this man's whole career"

[Sam]

"How to Safely Cross a Piranha Infested River":
Me, An intellectual: *Use a bridge*