Why you get “morning wood”

[Monchis_ex]

It’s actually for our safety. It prevents us rolling off the side of the bed

[TaccRaccoon]

I wake up ready to go? Yeah, ready to go back to sleep

[Unethical.FandubsGames]

"Women wake up nice and gentle"
Where are these mythological gentle-waking women?

[JM-hjsm]

*looks down at crotch*

"Well, buddy, at least one of us is a morning person."

*laugh track*

[unmeaninglessly]

Physically, ready to go. Mentally, ready to sleep in.

[Nin]

As a man I think it's fair to say we also get daytime wood, afternoon wood, evening wood and quarter ro 12 wood.

[RyuLongRHOG]

"Got milk?"
"Got wood?"

It's a barter system.

[Joker-B-SYLV]

“Ready to go” yeah I wake up ready to go take a piss 😂

[dxi]

It's our compass. We often don't know where we are when we wake. Our compass aligns us with the north star.

[crash]

morning wood and morning piss the deadly combo!!!

[davidclark]

The flesh is willing, but the spirit needs another 30mins

[SammyEssGee]

Men : Morning Wood
Women : Morning Dew

[Nictator]

One thing most women prolly don't know is that morning wood doesn't coincide with horniness. It can, but it usually doesn't

[nameless]

"women wake up nice and gentle"

Whatever you say. 🤣

[renski]

"women wake up nice and gentle."

I think she meant "kicking and screaming."

[socialistrepublicofvietnam]

"Women wake up nice and gentle"

I've woken up more times off the bed than on it

[SuperVstech]

Fun fact… in Matthews, NC there is a short street called morningwood the road sign is stolen so frequently, the city gave up replacing the sign and PAINTED THE ROAD NAME ON THE MAIN STREET…
They literally tried placing the sign higher and higher, then gave up, and just painted the name on the road…

[kylesimpson]

My morning Wood very quickly goes back to sleep when it realises I'm just going to work😂

[ShibaMomma]

It's a temporary kill switch for that first, big, morning wee

[oklahomaisok]

Happens to my parakeet as well. He wake up when I turn the lamp on and jumps on his hanging bell and humps it for about 5 minutes every morning. I hear the bells ringing and know that he is dinging.