Kramer Gets Into A Long Distance Relationship | The Maid | Seinfeld

"I'll never be like you!"

From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 19 'The Maid': When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.

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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.

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Kramer Gets Into A Long Distance Relationship | The Maid | Seinfeld

[kandoo]

Kramer screaming " Hey buddy, don't say no! " on the collect call. 🤣

[mandovid]

How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!!

[TheStuport]

Loved how Kramer goes mushy sounding after taking to Maxwell like he did to Davola when asked if he was still scared of Clowns! 🤣

[jonathanmyers]

Kramer: Jerry, where have you been?

Jerry: At a rodeo.

[ironcito]

I got curious, opened Google Maps and found 1st Street and 1st Avenue, New York. There's a landmark called "The Nexus of the Universe" and a place called "Nexus Lounge" at that location 😅

[brickforge]

No Jerry, I won’t be like you! I’ll never be like you!!

[shadow]

"hey cmon cmon... i gotta live around here."

[kissblade]

3:34 Did he just call him "Steinfeld"? lol

[Spumoon]

3:15 "I must be at the Nexus of the Universe..."
"What's going on in there, Kramer?"
"Human Instrumentality, Jerry!"

[plinsf]

Lost & confused Kramer is hilarious. All the way downtown in the big city 🤣

[GreggMikulla]

Can we just comment that once Kramer drove through Manhattan when his face was plastered in a Marlboro ad over Times Square? The continuity errors are rather charming. Lol

[ryanyoung]

“ DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A MOP RINGER ? “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I love in that moment Kramer genuinely believes he's made a Doctor Who-like discovery of the nexus of the universe because he's at 1st and 1st in New York City. 🤣

[FigaroHey]

A friend moved to my city. One day I was expecting him to come to my place, and he got lost walking over. He called me and told me he was lost. I asked him if he could see what street he was on. He said no. I asked him what he saw around him. He said, 'Buildings and cars.' Eventually I got some landmarks out of him and was able to walk over to where he was and guide him to my place. 'Buildings and cars.' Gee, thanks. That narrows it down.

[JustSomeCanadianGuy]

They only used that counter like 3 times in 9 seasons! 🤣

[daniel.j]

I didn't realize I'm a needy person was epic lol 😂😂

[mlsaulnier]

I love how Kramer says "Well, bad news boys" when it is just Jerry and Elaine. Elaine is one of the boys

[dhooomketu]

This relationship is making me thirsty 😂

[shade-cedc]

“Hey can I borrow your suitcases?”

“Sure, they’re in your closet.”

“I looked.”

“Behind my skis and next to my tennis racket.”

“Thanks buddy.”

🤣🤣🤣

[WULDORI]

poor innocent kramer. Seduced into the smutty world of cleaning services….