Dan Schneider is Daddy.

run.

I do not own the footage used in this video.

[Cole-ekfh]

dan "you used to be fine but then you turned nine" schnieder.

[phillipmanzon]

Dan" Show me your foot or your career is kaput " schnieder

[Peteiredale]

Dan "she's asleep, time for feet" Schneider

[JJ-xdok]

Dan "I would show Ariana my grande" Schneider

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

Dan "it's not rape if I didn't need duct tape" Scheinder.

[guillermoalmendarez]

Dan "Tight holes for roles" Schneider.

[Saiyan]

Dan "I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling camera men" Schneider

[metalmugen]

Dan "Show me your feet or I'll send you to the street" Schneider

[mangafan]

Now I know why there were so many shirtless spencer scenes in i Carly. Holy shit no one was safe.

[eimii]

Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider

[shanemccullough]

the way the guy said

"that's gonna get on TV"

he said it specifically to freak Dan out.

[joeshmo]

Hi Dan I'm Chris Hansen. Please have a seat.

[HandyMark]

think we know who the *real* Dirty Dan is now....

[kuroboshiron]

Dan "Spread your legs on your back, or I break your contract" Schneider

[CMuscleCrisis]

Dan "you better make me jizz or no showbizz" shneider

[simonriley]

Dan "let me skeet on ya feet" Schneider

[ceruleanskylinemusic]

Dan “Don’t scream it’s just a dream” Schneider

[geliel]

They all seem disgusted to be around him

[michaeljfan]

Dan "Show me your toes, I'll put you in my shows" Schneider.

[micahmaggio]

Dan "tickle Carly and ride her like a Harley" Schnieder