Zoolander - I'm not an ambiturner

[GimmieCookie]

That melodramatic theme music and the puppy dog eyes! Matilda’s reaction priceless!

[whiteleyso]

True story, I'm 38 weeks pregnant, and two nights ago, I had so much pain in my left leg that I couldn't turn right. I had to turn backwards or turn left three times to get where I needed to go. I'm soooo glad that didn't last, and that I'm back to being an ambiturner again.

[ectex]

Zoolander could never drive for NASCAR, with the constant left turning!

[MissEtak]

"I'm not a straight person" ... "Unable to draw a straight line."

[cursedswordsman]

But he turns left in this conversation...

[christopherhodapp]

In 1935, my father bought a very used Model T Ford for $25 from a farmer has his first automobile. Today we'd call it a "barn find." Its wooden floorboards had rotted out, so beneath your feet there was nothing but air and moving street. Dates dressed in long skirts or dresses had a hell of a time keeping them from blowing up over their faces, and occasional road gravel would hurl its way into your legs. Driving on rainy days was a riot, and puddles were an absolute scream. It's original Ford 4-cylinder motor had died and been replaced with (I kid you not) a commercial-grade 1927 gas-powered Maytag washing machine "multi-motor." And to the point of this clip, its steering rods had so corroded that it was impossible to make a left-hand turn. Everywhere he drove had to be reached by executing a series of right turns.

[jacobsmith]

Trying to teach my dog how to spin in a circle in the other direction that he learned and he's giving major Derek Zoolander vibes. Certainly not an ambiturner either.

[snizzle]

We called my dog “blue Steele” because he could only spin to the right😂

[joeg]

Freaking Andrew Yang made me look this up. 🤣

[gunnargundersen]

I have the opposite problem on boarding an aircraft. I can only turn left.

[alceu]

Here after the Michael Jordan expose sesh on Tik tok 🤫

[DrakeDark]

And this reference to the paint forced in the midst beautiful amongst us?

My entire left side of my body hurts, and it's difficult to turn my neck left.

Clearly artificially imposed.

[PhillipYChen]

Now When I See PBG Mario Chaos Editon And The Title Is CANT TURN LEFT!!!! I Will Think Of This

[ianstuart]

What the fuck does this have to do with Mitchell Trubisky?

[andylabardy]

Shame, shame, SHAME! Some help she turned out to be! And even though it's only a hilarious movie, that is still a TOTALLY messed up problem to have! I really almost felt sorry for Derek(Ben Stiller) watching this scene the first time!