Santa Announces His Retirement

Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat and belt for good.

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[dougearnest]

"go back to my old job of punching heretics" - As an amateur historian this one made my day!

[Eatongee]

He better be careful when he flies over New Jersey. YIKES!

[lolosvarietyshow]

0:16 “You’re all on the naughty list! You’re journalist!”😂😂😂😂

[AverageTruckOwner]

As soon as he said he’ll go back to punching heretics I knew Joel Olsteen was on the chopping block 😂

[WarWeasel]

Dude!! I remember when I got my first Tonka truck (all metal front loader) man I took that everywhere.

[Sound_Purple]

Santa can't say ho ho ho anymore because it's offensive to ur mom

[mementomori]

0:51 That's right, Santa can no longer say "ho ho ho" when he laughs, now he has to say "strong and independent woman, strong and independent woman, strong and independent woman"...

[answersfromscriptureonline]

Many people are not aware that “St. Nicklaus” really did punch out the only person at the Council of Nicaea that didn’t believe in Christ’s deity.

[chain_havnis]

"Relief from back pain" hits so close to home I can't 😢

[petergyt]

On November 4, Christmas came early. Your work is done, Nicholas. I think you're a saint.

[AndyDeMontana]

You still have a chance, Santa - Amazon is on strike!

[Raybo]

I knew it! He employed the drones to distribute presents 🎁

[GodsSoldier-bslt]

Hunter wants Santa to bring him some North pole snow like he forgot at the White House

[ShamWowProphet]

But Santa! I still need my 54 convertibe too! Light blue. ❤

[SweetMamaG]

Santa, I want a regular yacht. I'm not going to be greedy. Thanks!

[danielwessel]

As a former Minnesotan, I approve of Santa moving to our warmer climate.

[slb]

He’s not going to invoke the Santa Clause right? Tim Allen might be too old for that

[Levi.Porphyrogenitus]

How could Osteen have received a yacht from Santa, when he's been naughty for his entire adult life?

[douglashuston]

Santa is retiring and calling it

Hallelujah Hallelujah.... !!
Joy to the world, the LORD has come, let earth receive its King!!

[geraldadams]

I didn't want anything anyway Santa but thanks through the years