How to recognize a metalhead

There are some solid identifiers if you're looking for metalheads.

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DURBATULUK (my Black Metal project)

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HIGH GAIN (my comedy series)

[qwertyforwen]

How to recognize a metal head: when the band logo on their shirt is almost unrecognizable

[MGBlast]

The reverse cream pour was hilarious!!

[PinkRaccoon-pw]

*pulls out a lighter in front of a church*

[nerdothn]

Only a true metalhead can unmilk their coffee

[Lux_]

Metalhead comedy skit:

“Man, it is hot!”
“I know, right? It’s like Jumping into a Fire”
“I’m literally Sweating Bullets!”
“For real. You know what would cool our Systems Down?”
“What?”
“If it started Raining Blood!”
“Haha, that’s a good One!”

(Fade to Black)

[GUILLOTINE_GANG]

"I thought he was a metal head, but now that I see him burning down a church I KNOW."

[Juan-rdjf]

Slayer fans trying not to scream “SSLAAAYERRR!!!” for 5 seconds:

[DustyEchozy]

Bro seriously comitted an arson just for the sake of entertaining us.

[brkihurtush]

Ohh damn, I thought I was the only one opening doors like that hahahah

[jojoplaysmusic]

The first one is fake, we all know we don’t shower.

[Zeitgeist]

lol the lighter in front of the church is the best bit :D

[KardboardKenny]

just an update on your Cassette. it is in my hand and it's glorious. perfect condition and i couldn't be happier w/my purchase. also, the cover is beautiful. much love from SC in the USA.

[ale__rmmov_]

He doesn’t need some air to dry his hair
HE IS THE AIR

[slambodianjones]

Lol the coffee cream extract was a nice touch 🤘

[johannan]

The coffee and the windmill headbanging are literally me

[transylvanian_gal]

I pull up to school jammin to metal everyday. I headbang at pep rallies and games sometimes (btw I'm a cheerleader at my school)
My dad got me into metal

[Mr_Emoticon]

As someone who had to seeking medical treatment after headbanging too hard, I approve 😂

[Lotastic_Films]

Using the horns to open a door is also accurate 🤘🚪😆

[FranHDV]

This was actually hilarious!! Good job dude

[luisserrano]

*Pulls out lighter in front of a church*
Varg Vikernes: Yeah-hey boi. 😉