Stonks

invest wisely

[JorianneFM]

"Welcome to stonks for Orb Ind-"
_(shock)_

*he knows what happened*

[drainyang]

cant wait to purchase some _stonks_ on january 1st, 2007

[henriquec]

Doctor: You have 3 weeks of life...
You: *Kills Doctor*
Judge: 50 years in prision!

*S T O N K S*

[A_mnesiak]

we need to bring this type of humor back. its prime time for it

[cjmcpe]

I knew my faith in Onion Bot wasn’t misplaced

[toothpickprovider]

*_thank you, this is a very realistic representation_*

[starrykailani]

When a surreal meme gets popular





*_Stonks_*

[giraffeman]

When you use 1000 pistons and 5000 redstone to open 1 door

S T O N K S

[aloe]

this explained the stock market better than my actual class did

[curorisluodi]

“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”



― George Sand

[tmobqsl]

When ur leg hurts so you punch the leg to stop the Pain.

h e l t h

[desboot]

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Meme Man The wise?"
"No"
"I thought not. It's not a story orang would tell you. It's a meme legend. Darth Meme Man was a dark lord of the memes, so powerful and so bad at speling. He could use the force to influence the midichlorians and create S T O N K S."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from Chromble's Pool Service."

[angelms]

When you put your wedding ring in a vending machine and it accepts it as a coin: 1:47

[thatonedude]

“Henlo”
“Welcome to stonks for orb industr-“
(Remembers meme man ruined his business)

[TheGreatCooLite]

When you don't pay taxes so you go to jail for it, but you also get a free shelter and free food
*Stonks*

[skymanxd]

When you bought A Candy Bar but sell it to your friend for a higher price

[Barnz_YT]

Step 1: Steal Villagers Crops
Step 2: Trade crops for emeralds
Step 3: Plant seeds back

*STONKS*

[Rubeny]

2019: mask companies
*not stonks*
2020: mask companies
*STONKS*

[luketankersley]

This is the first thing that crossed my mind after GameStop.

[cardinalhamneggs]

Honestly, I'm surprised that Meme Man bought a stonk in a company named after a vegetal.