Don't invade Terran Space & Humans are cute, Until they aren't | 700 | A Short Sci-Fi Story

(Top 2021) 700 - Don't invade Terran Space & Humans are cute, Until they aren't
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This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.

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00:00 Intro
00:22 Why no one invades Terran Space
09:04 Humans are cute Until they aren't
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.

This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.

Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.

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Taken from Wikipedia

#Hfy #Scifi #Narration

Top Current Science Trend : Asteroid • Earth • (7482) 1994 PC1 • NASA

[mfree]

Humanity is like a non-newtonian fluid; when free, it flows wherever and generally makes a mess of things. Give it some pressure and watch it solidify...

[grigori]

First rule when fighting humanity: no one gets to kick our ass except us

[spoopyd.]

Alien race decides to be adopt humanity.
Seperate alien race decides to bully humanity's adoptive parents.
Humanity as a whole: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN EXTERMINATUS.*

[Byvenic]

Aliens: Attack human allies
Humans: Oh great, we've been looking for a valid reason to test out all this cool new shit we built.

[greytodoroki]

Humans when their Bros are good: I sleep
Humans when their Bros are gonna be wiped out : *doomslayer noises intensifies*

[robinchwan]

"feeling pretty cute.. might fight a war or two to help out our friend"

[MilodicMellodi]

Did the humans literally take a ship to the enemy’s home planet and retreat just to flex on them?
Fucking brilliant.

[mournwood]

When you come across a group of angry, combative predators squabbling over a fresh kill, trying to take a piece is not a recipe for a long and healthy life.

[soffren]

"Hey, don't hit my brother!"
but you hit him all the time?
"THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!"

[dennisshaykevich]

Kor: How could you have beaten us? The calculations said that it was impossible!

Humans: You couldn't possibly know what we would do if _we_ didn't know what we'd do.

[_Aly__]

There is a common human phrase that the Kor should have paid more attention to; "The enemy of my enemy is my friend"

[mysteriesmercenary]

Aline:Aw isn't the little human cute?
2 days latter after getting the high holy hell shoot out of them.
Human:Bitch I'm adorable.

[drewahrens]

One species of alien finds us cute as puppies and adopts us
Another species tries to hurt our new friends, the puppies turn out to actually be giant Dire Wolves.

[kennethpeterson]

The fact humanity just HAS a galaxy buster and no other species realized it until they deployed it as a deterrent. Gotta love space orcs

[Mad_Alyx]

Humanity: Busy killing each other and just casually being an apex predator.

Aliens: Hmm yes let us attack while they’re distracted.

All of Humanity: U fOq’N WaT mAtE!

*Aliens get stomped*

Rest of Galactic Civilization

_Rolls up Window_

[robertwalker]

I liken humanity to a dysfunctional family. We can fight amongst ourselves as much as we like but if an outsider tries to butt in, we will unite against the hapless offender with such tremendous force that they won’t know what hit them.

[Cheezymuffin.]

when country A takes over country B:
Welp, guess country B should have thought that out better
When starslime takes over territory B.
Territory A: "They took B's woman and children, raped and murdered them, and drained every single resource leaving only DEATH!"
Territory C: "Did they really do that?"
Territory A: "Nooo, BUT ARE WE WAITING UNTIL THEY DO!?"
*agreeing human noises*

[arcshadowstorm]

Naive alien: "Aww, look at the human. It's so smol and cute!"
Aliens who have seen a human in action: *hollow, dreadful, vacant eyes* "You will learn."

[canedy]

love that we are cute until we suddenly aren't.

[jaslynlee]

"The inefficiency of the humans would have been seen as an insult..."
Basically whenever I do anything with my mom