Splatoon 3's AWFUL Weapon Designs...

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[edgytoucan]

Okay but the nozzlenose is a garden hose and that’s silly looking. I love splatoons goofy ahh weapon designs. They get creative as hell

[brensku]

Isn't squeezer a champagne bottle? (also I love splatoons designs how dare you /j)

[earthyemeraldy]

The fact that none of these weapons aren't even that ugly goes to show that Splatoon weapons designs are great.

[ouh.my_]

dude does not have much experience with alcohol

[lilpetz]

I've actually been really vibing with the diy contraption vibe of the weapons in later gameplay. Like, the super soaker aesthetic is fun and cute, but will get tired and repetitive if they used it for everything, and it just feels off brand for them to make it look like realistic weaponary, it needs some pizzazz and wholesome fun to it.

[vCherrykAI]

Every splatoon weapon is something(or multiple somethings) we use for everyday things but repurposed. Ignoring the handful of super soakers, we have weapons like the Flingza which is a fountain pen crossed with a swiss army knife, the E-Liter which is a gas pump iirc, the Gloogas are hot glue guns, I could go on. Some weapon inspirations are obvious, like the Sloshing Machine(it's a mini washing machine lmfao), while others are more subtle like the Range Blaster resembling parts of a modified car.
The Clash Blaster is a pencil sharpener, hence the crayons.
The L3 is basically a revolver made of gardening tool parts.
The Squeezer is a champagne bottle, not a wine bottle. It's hard for me to say but I think the handle is a bottle opener.
Whether you think these weapons are ugly or not, these weapon designs are very creative and DIY-esque, which has a special charm. It also gives lots of world building, explaining what the turflings decided to do with all our junk. So I appreciate these designs for what they are, beautiful or not.

[FrostyBooyyy]

Fun Fact about Squeezer: The first shot is long ranged, meaning if you tap each shot instead of holding down, it’ll fire much further. This is based off of a cork flying off of a champagne bottle :)

[KittyTrackz]

the squeezer is actually a champagne bottle

[SlushyIceVR]

People who eat nuclear bombs and cookie dough for breakfast
( edit) wow a lot of people eat nuclear bombs and cookie dough for breakfast
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[TheLaXandro]

Clash's sole sin is that it doesn't spin the crayons each shot. Acceptable in 2 where weapon animations were rare, but in 3 where we have things like Stamper and Edit, unacceptable.

[simondavid]

Hairdryer?!? Why would you think that's a hairdryer? That's obviously a champagne bottle 😅🍾

[ThatKid-BYS-MM]

the squeezer is a champagne bottle and the first shot is the cap popping off thats why it goes so far

[ACEROLLS]

I think the L3 is based off a garden hose lmao

[Multiknight]

...L3's design is a garden hose. You see these cool compact designs here at the Japanese version of Home Depot, "Makeman." I have one myself for my small Japanese yard.

Also, DUDE! The squeezer is a Champagne bottle!! That's why the initial 'shot' is long range to symbolize the cork while the rest just dribbles out the bottle.

Gotta get outta the house more often.

[madyaroreo]

A crayon shooter? New USMC main rifle design revealed!!!

[get_stached]

Bro, almost *all* of the weapons in Splatoon are “doohickeys” cobbled together from some random items

[willmorrisey]

bro squeezer actually makes sense it’s a champagne bottle where the first shot is high range and velocity because the cork pops out on a champagne bottle 😭😭😭😭 then it pours out in the painting mode

[frigglefry_]

Best looking weapon: Splatana Stamper. It is a chainsaw and a stamper and it suits the vibe of Splatoon. It has the inkling alphabet imprinted on the side to which is really neat. And on top of that, it sounds cool too.

[CT-]

That's a bottle of sparkling wine duct taped to a caulk gun, I'm guessing the next weapon will be a tube of acrylic paint hot glued to a meat tenderizer

[curlyprofessor]

oWest play gang beasts or you have L rizz