SCP-738 | The Devil's Deal (SCP Orientation)

SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.

Today we will be studying Item number SCP-738: The Devil's Deal, Object class: Keter.


SCP-738 consists of three components. A matched set of mahogany furniture including one desk currently labeled SCP-738-1, one straight-backed chair currently labeled SCP-738-2, and one ornate "throne" styled office chair labeled SCP-738-3, all with brass embellishments and royal purple velvet padding.

The effect begins when a sentient entity sits in SCP-738-2 in ‘front’ of SCP-738-1 with SCP-738-3 resting behind SCP-738-2. Cameras show SCP-738-3 moving during the effect. Furthermore cameras show papers and folders containing papers leaving SCP-738-1’s drawers. The papers are made of parchment. A quill pen and a bottle of ink emerge from the long drawer. The pen will write on the parchment.

Audio recorders record a distorted voice speaking …




Proceed to begin your training.



Voice Over Artist: Greg Katerman; Twitter: @DatGreyMind

Artists:
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Author: Mary Cullen

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[plsno]

the thing that cracks me up about this is how sheldon katz just gives up
this guy is shown to be a frekin legendary lawyer and even he cant match this SCPs wits

[amoctheflock]

Mr. Katz: Let's talk more about the uses of the word "Shall".
SCP 738: Yes, Let's.

[emetanti]

"Mechanical woodchipper failed"
GOC:Welp, there goes my idea.

[johnturner]

Dr. Bright is not to ask SCP-738 “what would you want in exchange for not making this deal with me?”

[raging]

Interesting. So it basicly is the devil making deals and word plays.
"please come back any time" shows that the entity really enjoyed to bargain back and forth.

[tskraj]

SCP-738 is kept in a large cubical office on the 6th floor. The F.B.I. and S.C.P. Foundation arrange for S.C.P. 738 to make deals with civilians in a public places in order to feed human emotion to S.C.P. 738. S.C.P. 738 will possess the individual occasionally and make deals with the individual after their first deal without having to be seated at the desk.

[randomnessrules]

Better containment procedures: Keep the three pieces of furniture in different places.

[Frightmarelordofthenightmares]

I'm surprised this isn't SCP-666.

[JustAnotherBuckyLover]

"All with royal purple velvet padding" - Shows chairs with red padding instead. Must be deliberate misinformation to confuse people if the document ever ends up in the hands of outsiders.

[markmulder]

Me: I want SCP-682 to be dead and gone from existence
738: I... uh... I apologize. I am not able to do that.

[blairshort]

Mr Katz has since reverted to an infant, with a silver spoon he is unable to drop. Dr Clef is to explain his sudden interest in Harry Chapin classics...

[nuclearwinter]

Why isn’t this one the SCP 666 and the Tibetan yurt SCP 738? :3

[BrokenEyes]

“Who, in their right mind [REDACTED], could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.” -John Milton (Al Pacino)

[antonhooper]

Just wondering why this is keter? As long as nobody sits in the chair, the anomaly won't activate... and nothing is mentioned about memetic or other effects causing people to be drawn to it...

[Nexsusthepro]

It's weird that it's Jeter despite easily seperated by different rooms

[luisjavier]

Imagine tgat.
I know what I willask for.

[Otaku_Love-cr]

So too everyone in the chat. What deal would you make with scp 738.