🚨FANS CAN'T BELIEVE IT😲CASEMIRO RELEASED A SHOCKING STATEMENT AFTER MAN UNITED DEFEAT(0-2) NEWCASTLE

[carameldiogo]

As someone who saw lots of Sporting matches with Amorin as coach and as someone o kidda likes MU, i have to say let the man cook. Its been hard in terms of results but when the "famous idea" gets in their heads and stucks MU fans will look back at this moment and understand why so many players look completely lost in the pitch right now. If Ruben manage to stay till the end of the season, next season we will see a MU like the good old days ma frends. Trust the guy he knows the pretty well the recipe for what is cooking now. Great things are yet to come

[barriedouglas]

Well I'd give them a wake up call and drop their wages by 75 %, then pay them all the same, say 10, 000 pounds a week until they improve.

[ticianocostajordao]

I am a Manchester United fan since 1992 and I have written this song with the support of AI that represents well the nightmare we have been witnessing in every match of United this season. That is because what has been the worst factor of United this season has been their defenders. All of them without exception. And there is no communication and no harmonization between them and Onana. Onana always stays under the top bar praying that his defenders will cut the crossing but nobody is able to do that. He should start learning how to punch the ball instead of waiting for one of his defenders to do the work. The defenders are all terribly positioned when being attacked by aerial balls and the midfielders are also misplaced during defensive transitions.



"The Aerial Nightmare Song"
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In the land where defenders roam,
Near Old Trafford, their football home,
Lives a team with a problem, dear,
Crosses come, and they disappear!

Chorus:
Oh, we all pray for Maguire in the air,
Maguire in the air, Maguire in the air!
But we’re stuck with Onana like a chair,
Just watching from his lair, oh, he’s stuck there!

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Lisandro stands at five foot six,
Marking strikers with aerial tricks,
Here comes Isak, a giant tall,
Poor Martinez, he’s so small!

Chorus:
Oh, we all pray for De Ligt to stand tall,
To stand tall, to stand tall!
But he’s glued to the post and does sweet-all,
While corner kicks enthrall – oh, an Olympic call!

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The opponents laugh as they take their kicks,
“Go for glory, aim for tricks!”
The defenders all just stand and stare,
While Onana plays statues over there!

Chorus:
Oh, we all dream of a team in the sky,
But United just can't fly, oh, they can't fly!
So the corners curve in, and the crowd goes "Why?"
As another cross goes by, oh, another try!

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And when the whistle blows full-time,
United fans sip on bitter wine,
Their aerial woes, a tale to tell,
An endless loop of crossed-ball hell!

Final Chorus:
Oh, we all sigh as the headers fly by,
Fly by, oh, fly by!
With defenders who jump but never try,
To reach the ball so high, oh, so high!

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Outro (spoken):
"And there’s Onana, still waving at clouds, bless him."

[nigeljohnson]

Casemiro made 336 appearances for the Whites, scoring 31 goals, a remarking figure for a central midfielder, winning 18 trophies: 5 European Cups, 3 Club World Cups, 3 UEFA Super Cups, 3 LaLiga titles, 1 Copa del Rey and 3 Spanish Super Cups. With the Brazilian national team he has won 1 Copa 32 now!!

[shauncorless]

Get Rooney in, ,then he can take 4 teams down 😅😅😅

[Eaglespeedy]

They should be paying the club to play

[robinperronjones]

Performance contracts is the only way to get them to play within their competence, these players need to be rained in to play for the pay.

[donmacneil]

If they have to pay Amorim and his staff to go away what will that cost? Get a manager who knows the league.

[DuaneChoga]

When Amorim took over.Vanstrooy hed hed won 3 games and drew one angainst Chelsea

[leel]

Unfair roput the blame on two or three players. The whole team including the manager is to blame.

[sollysolly-kqsc]

Who's next
I'm taking about new coach for ma u Chester united

[Rosqo]

Those set of players are not qualified to wear man utd jersey. The club should release all those trash called players and save the club name.

[andyt]

Performance related pay, the only way.

[simontam]

MU players don't care the team. Most important is they get paid. 😂😂

[Karloin]

So the description was a complete lie. Not even trying anymore Casemiro’s name not even mentioned

[philliptaylor]

you could give away Casemiro and Erickson to another premier league club

[thorasamyrajagopal]

Coach after Coach have come and gone after the legendary Sir Alex Ferguson . It does not seem to be getting better. The fourth defect in a row under Amorin tells it all. The team play and the resource fullness was direly lacking. Just see how Liverpool has progressed. How long can we as die-hard Man Utd supporters will have to wait!

[hattasoffa]

T think, amorim not the level of an English league coach

[PetraSant-fbnf]

Replace half the team with the youth players. Anything would be better than this lot of overpaid failures.

[tonymaxwell]

Casemiro was shite also he should have been subbed before Zirkzee