The Endless Cruise Seems DANGEROUS

Distracted, Romantically by Jono

it says it was released in 2021 but thats a bug on spotify, also this video is about the endless cruise.

[catgirl_warcrimes]

Some retired elderly folks already live on cruise ships, this cruise is going to be ~80% old folks.

[RoyaltyAC]

When my in-laws were looking at retirement homes they were $10, 000 a month. I didn’t know it could be that expensive. It’s quite dystopian that a cruise ship is cheaper.

[sillybillyfinny]

evil pinely please let me out of the basement

[lisahoshowsky]

There’s already people who do this “less officially” you can find articles out there about senior citizens who continuously cruise because it’s cheaper than a retirement home with the same amenities and the bonus of travel. It’s not like an overly bonkers idea to me but they really gotta admit in their advertising that this is something for retired seniors not young people.

[chickpea]

Old people "live" on cruises because it's, no joke, cheaper than going to a retirement home.

[ravenna_lorraine]

Pinely sets up a meet and greet and it’s just a cardboard box on a street corner

[amekovworp]

not even lying my mother would be so happy to be able to travel the world at all, sending her to be on one of these 'cruse nursing homes' that have specialist carers to be able to care for her when she needs her chair would make her cry joyfully.

[SATOhara]

"Have you ever wanted to die?"
Yes.
"...On a cruise ship?"
No.

[morriganmidnight]

The start of their Ad is seriously giving horror movie vibes "trapped on a cruise ship, lost at sea, who will survive" lmao

[voyd]

Omg is that the guy from the pencil video in the thumbnail?! hint to pencil video sequel? 🤨

[cryptid_deity]

That trailer intro feels like a true crime or conspiracy theory video o_o

[steadie]

"WE WERE VISITING A FARM" with swelling orchestral music was so unintentionally hilarious

[theleitoisalie]

no evil pinely dont get so old on a magic cruise ship no we still want a true pencil video

[theflyingspaget]

False advertising, this isn't the endless cruise, it's the startless cruise.

[casstellar]

makes me wonder if people would commit crimes there, since it would be a little hard to enforce laws in international waters.

[jaeminsunibrow]

In case no one said this today, you look very beautiful today pinely :)

[VannahSavage]

Congratulations, after my many years on the internet this is the first time a creator has been sponsored by a mobile game and I’ve actually gone “huh, that does sound pretty fun” and proceeded to download it from their link. I love mystery games, hope this live up to your hype. 😁

[Evanz]

Damn, Pinely is so evil that he would commit Murder By Choice™ - how scandalous!

[realMacMadame]

The reason it's not taking off on social media is because they forgot to put "Ultimate" in the name. LOL

Also, the ship was supposed to sail May 15th. It's still in dry dock. (New date is July 15th and they flew everyone somewhere while they are waiting. I guess that's when they visited the farm?)

[HighAsHeckPriestess]

Remember that episode of the twilight zone where the guy dies and thinks he's in heaven and then the perfect life is torture and he finds out he's in hell? That's what these forever cruises sound like