How I Married Haley Before the First Flower Dance

Here I recap how I was able to get a married to Haley in the first season of the game, while exploring the RNG elements around it.

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[dazcarrr]

imagine if someone moved into your town, starting taking literally all of the clay from under the earth, talk to nobody except haley and perform rain dances every thursday to keep marnie from talking to them, and in 3 weeks has a wife

[thegreatsoftjellything]

Haley at the wedding: See everyone they're not a figment of my imagination

[michaelh]

“Did you hear about that farmer who married Haley?”
“What farmer?”

[Mabi]

"Hey, you heard about that new girl that just moved in?"
"Yeah, apparently she's getting married tomorrow."
"WHAT?!"

[kmjohnny]

I like the part where Elliot calls you a weirdo.

[mikul]

BlaDe buying a lottery ticket: "The numbers on lottery tickets can be fully predicted."

[michaeliaqu]

beginner level mistake: i cut all the grass before having a silo.
(very) semi hardcore level mistake: i sold all the fish night before getting the level 10 buff.
haboo level mistake: i deleted all the jades on a day i didnt wanna reset.

blade level mistake: i met emily. O.o

[Wesker]

Hey, u guys remember that farmer that moved in like 18 days ago? Apparently, she can predict the future and manipulate some aspects of nature and is also getting married to the most beautiful girl in the town

[drowned]

Haley seems like the exact kind of person to marry someone she's only known for two weeks, and who almost none of the town even know about.

[gaymer]

19:06 Imagine being so disliked that your neighbors magically teleport away every morning just to avoid having to talk to you

[FyiYT]

It's funny how an innocent farming game has so much stuff that can be abused for the player's benefit, but in the long run these things aren't more useful than the straight and narrow path. This video taught me that basically everything in Stardew Valley has a cause and effect. Great video!

[scorchingemblem]

Fun fact: If she was a marriage candidate, *Pam* would actually be the absolute easiest girl to marry. This is due to one of her Favorite gifts being Parsnips(the first crop you ever get), and her Birthday being in Spring.

[Tom-vxqh]

Imagine someone getting 20 potatoes from their first harvest on their first playthrough

[tailsrhtatonslice]

“Making crop circles in Elliott’s yard.”
(elliot yells “weirdo!” from the distance)

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I like to imagine on the egg festival everyone is standing at the tables, watching you shuffle by whispering "your reign of terror is over Abigal" and reacting like this



"Is that the new girl?"
"why is she walking like that?"
"just don't look over, you don't want to attract attention"
"i saw her digging up the beach yesterday"
"what is that Shes saying about Abigal?"
"should we be concerned?"

[Waligug]

Very impressive but at the same time tragic

[sypheur]

I love how marnie dances after ya’ll are married despite you intentionally staying in your house to avoid her multiple times

[bashfulcookie]

I loved all the information that was packed into this video. It makes me want to learn how to clay farm. Here I was spending all day just trying to get enough to make two silos.

[baranorak]

Running away from Marnie and Demetrius as optimally as possible everyday had me rolling 😂

[UnsurpassableZ]

I wanna watch this so bad but Em wants to watch it with me so I need to wait </3