Family Guy - 'Sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child'

From the episode "When you wish upon a Weinstein".

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[Antimanele]

Probably the only smart thing Peter has ever said in his lifetime.

[GanonGhidorah]

It needs to be said - this scene would've flowed _so much better_ without the cutaway/flashback.
Seriously - a comeback _that snappy_ has to immediately follow Lois' comment.

[Frederick.Little]

Arguably the best comeback in the whole show

[kusrclu]

Can we talk about that _insane_ comeback?

[shinrakusakabe]

My man Peter just hit her with Full Counter

[oldmanwaterfall]

I'm doing this. I don't care if gets me divorced immediately but I'm doing this.

Edit: I was never engaged. It was a joke.

[abelmantor]

Now that's what i call a comeback.

[raidenstark]

Milk
Milk
Lemonade
Around the corner fudge is made

[ianfinrir]

Ain't enough cream in the world for that burn.

[alphathorsten]

We’ve ALL said similar shit like that in our elementary school years.

[Blundabus]

That comeback, by the emperor that's good.

[KayKwasa]

For a dumbass, that had to be the smartest and perhaps the best counter Peter ever hit Lois with

[gloriastewart]

Script:
Lois: “I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.”
(Cutaway starts)
Peter: “What can I say about my beautiful bride except milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made!”
Peter: (laughs)
Everyone: (in shock)
(Cutaway ends)
Peter: “You better watch who you’re calling a child, Lois! Because if I’m a child, then you know what that makes you? A p3d0ph1le! And I’ll be DAMNED if I’m gonna sit here and be lectured by a p3rv3rt!
Peter: (slams door and walks out)

[brandonperez]

What can I say about my beautiful bride except MILK MILK LEMONADE AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE!

[jakerojas]

True wisdom is embodied, not expressed.
Peter works, knows how to satisfy a woman, is fertile, Is a Father, and he dignifies his wife by allowing her power and force--- 2 things He could harness, leaving Lois feeling insignificant but he's yielding- it's a 2way street. He's obviously not that stupid. That's what I appreciate about Seth's character development. It's realistic. #PeatearGriffith