An Important Message From T. Tecky Texas

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› 0:00 - You can buy awesome stuff!
› 1:00 - Holy moly, this stuff is awesome!
› 2:00 - You're supporting the show!
› 3:00 - Hoo boy, 2020, amirite?
› 4:00 - You're awesome.
› 5:00 - We love you.
› 6:00 - Anyway: this fundraiser is totally real!
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"Jazz Bossa Lounge Kitschy Full Band (Nothing But You)" by Jerome Rossen
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[voidstar.studio]

I've never both hated and loved Brian so much at the same time

[the_peefster]

"What up greg"
Wow, didn't realize Danny Gonzales was here

[kjblake]

I’d put this video right up there with Flynt Flossy’s in terms of greatness.

[florisdekkers]

"Beaches are just deserts by water" I had to process that for a couple seconds but yeah sure I suppose so

[richardhansen]

The only ad I’ve ever voluntarily watched the entirety of

[TymonScott]

T. Tecky Texas seems like the kind of guy that takes his horse to Snuffy's

[jakeswierdfriend]

God this show can make an 6 and a half minute ad entertaining

[benstarbuck]

one of the best infomercials i've ever had to sit through.

[willb.nimble]

Having read T. Tecky Texas book "Everything Must Go: The T. Tecky Texas Story of Sales & Love" or, EMGtTTTSoS&L, I personally would expect T. Tecky Texas to sell not only the shirt off his back during this sale, not only his Bolo tie, not only his hat, but his own flip flops. For as it says in, EMGtTTTSoS&L, Chapter 10 "The Art Of Selling Stuff" Paragraph 5 "Never look a gift horse in the mouth, I did it, it bit my nose. I assume that's why they say don't look. Transfer this to business, and when a chance to sell something for a profit comes along, do not hesitate. Sell that thing! You felt your business sense tingle that there was profit to be made, so as my grandpappy told me, seize it boy! You can always take the profits and replace the thing you sold with something better, as is the American way! God Bless Texas!"

[tylerrobinson]

This.... is absolutely the best ad I have ever seen you inprov... I've been watching your channels since I was 12. I'm 21 now.
2020 left me broke but. I think this needs to be a recurring character. T Tecky needs to be the voice of you're sponsorships. "Nerd, nerrrrd, nerd, you know what that sounds like.... Nord, NordVPN you nerd."

I'm telling yah.... if this is all I get to see of T Tecky. Ima be real sad.

[williamlong]

Had to get one of the iPhone cases, that “I hate apple products” bit killed me

[ZGBrickfilms]

I love that you green screened yourself onto your own property for this video!

[ianhopkins]

Great googily dig dog has been killing me for the last few minutes

[vetleallum]

This is what everyone outside of the US thinks all American's sound like.

[jasonhalvorsen]

I’d love more skits like this in the future

[thewackerly]

6 and a half minutes of Brian promoting swag while simultaneously having a stroke. SOLD

[khianjoshabesamis]

This is probably the best character to be created on this channel. Make like a Shakespearean character for Jason!

[loganvetsch]

Beautiful. It’s on the same level as a Ryan Reynolds ad

[ekjunge]

Wait a second…. Stassney and Manchaca run at 90 degrees to each other and they cross no where near ‘35…..

[sonan]

I would love for fanny packs to be socially acceptable. I hate carrying keys, a wallet, a phone, Raycon earbuds, a battery pack (or whatever they are called) to charge the phone and earbuds, sunglasses, a knife, a cleaning cloth, and God only knows what else, in my pockets.

If I had it my way, I'd have nothing, but that isn't reasonable, so I have to make choices. If you have a good design, we'll see.