First Drafts of Rock: 'Legs' by ZZ Top (w/ Chris Stapleton and Kevin Bacon)

First Drafts of Rock takes a look at the original version of ZZ Top's "Legs." Lyrics below:

She's got legs
She knows how to use them
She never begs
She knows how to choose them
She's got arms
They’re like legs but on her upper half
She’s got elbows
She scrubs 'em when she takes a bath

She's got hands
She knows how to wave them
She's got eyebrows
She knows how to raise them
She's got nostrils
She knows how to flare them
She's got a butt cheek
She's actually got a pair of them

She's my baby
She's my baby
Yeah, it's alright!

She's got teeth
Sometimes calls them chompers
She's got feet
Sometimes calls them stompers
She's got a belly button
An innie not an outie
She's got kneecaps
Also calls them chompers

She's got a head
In Spanish it's "cabeza"
And on the front of her head
She’s also got a face-a
She’s got a rib cage
I learned that from an x-ray
She’s got thumbs
She uses them to text me

What is texting?
What is texting?
It’s 1983!

(Kick-butt guitar solo)

She’s got a pencil
Hey Frank, that’s not a body part
What about a napkin?
Nope, still not a body part
How about a necktie?
That’s closer to a body part
What about just neck then?
Bingo, that’s a body part

She’s got a neck, she’s got a neck,
This song is called “Neck”
Neck!
Neck!
Neck!
Neck!
Neck!
Neck!
Neck!
Neck!

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First Drafts of Rock: "Legs" by ZZ Top (w/ Chris Stapleton and Kevin Bacon)

[EricTheCleric]

I seriously love that Kevin Bacon is in all of these.

[pauldouglas]

This is a special type of comedy for those of us who are special...

[jennaverhoff]

First Drafts of Rock kills me every time 😁

Glad to see Chris Stapleton getting in on the fun with Jimmy and Kevin!

[kkshady]

I love these first draft segments. These should be a separate show after all

[BannedOnMain]

Proving Stapleton can sing anything and sound amazing

[Jevans]

I totally thought that was Kevin standing next Chris, wasn't expecting him to be on the drums

[idc]

I would pay good money to see Jimmy Fallon, Chris Stapleton, and Kevin Bacon as a ZZ Top tribute band

[freshhh_prince]

Chris Stapleton just turned this version into a hit!

[corvette]

The drummer is a spot on Frank Beard look a like.

[Enwright]

Chris Stapleton 🔥 dude could sing the phone book and sound incredible

[davidlalremruata]

The voice, when it first cuts in on the guitar riff speaks like the cat in heat on a night when you must have hours of sleep but in a very, very, very beautiful way!

[aadu]

Love those fuzzy white guitar & bass

[aarontownsend]

Chris Stapleton could sing the phone book

[johncookiedoee]

" Old time rock n roll" is my favorit

[Matthew-lymd]

I only think of Stacey kiebler when I listen to this song

[xqihozu]

The only thing Bacon needs is a can of Tab (70s diet cola) beside his drums (that’s all Frank Beard drinks).

[vgyvgoiy]

Best ZZ TOP Album. I Need You Tonight and TV Dinners are the best.

[trndc]

F*cking A I love you ZZ TOP. "Legs." "Double-back". "La Grange" and too many countless badass tunes to name. Even the video motif/themes were 80's style. This rocked jimmy Fallon!!!

[ChristopherPaulBacon-ml]

I'm gonna use this song to teach my future children human anatomy.

[EarnestWilliamsGeofferic]

It's 1983! Best Frank Beard impression of all time.