When Your Rolls SUCK in the Entire Game of Dungeons and Dragons

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[willaubreyjohnson]

As someone who has a rogue aarakocra with a plus 8 in stealth and kept rolling natural ones whenever they needed to make a stealth check... I felt this.

[amateural]

I have a player who rolled bad for an entire 12 level campaign. His new character does great, we revisited the old party last month for a one shot and he didn't roll above a 13 all night.
His character literally cursed him for swapping from pf to 5e for our table

[AzureFlameVirus]

My paladin almost always rolled a 1, 2, or 3 for perception for his first five sessions so we joked that his helmet obstructs his vision and he needs glasses. The one time he gets a nat 20 he is looking into a fire, he worships a fire god. Makes sense.

[Everpusher]

RIP Lord Ad barbarian

May he find peace...

[camharkness]

I had a session in starfinder where I rolled, legit, 3 nat ones in a row. And I wanted to cry.

[Rileywq]

How to survive in D&D

1: just get good
2: destroyed all bad dies

[IceMetalPunk]

I feel this deep... deep in my soul... Saturday was the first session of a new campaign I'm in, and 75% of my rolls *ALL. DAMN. NIGHT* were 12 or below... TOTAL. TWELVE TOTAL. Especially my perception rolls, so my guy is just apparently oblivious to *EVERYTHING* and it's just aaghghuhuifhuidhdfg.

[biddle]

This. This is me 😂 I once rolled 9 nat 1s in a single session. It got to the point where my DM asked me, does your character do anything aside from cry? And im just like...absolutely pained....no. There was another session where my paladin (MY PALADIN WHO GOT A BONUS TO SAVING THROWS), failed every single saving throw in a fight. He was paralyzed, frightened, blinded, knocked out, and woken up by his friend's stray eldritch blast.

[NikFromm]

Nah, bro! You can’t just end a funny sketch with a tear-jerking bit… THAT’S ALSO AN AD!!!😢
Lord Ad-Barian may be gone, but his Established Title lives on!✊

[RagingAggron]

For someone the rest of the group nicknamed Wil Wheatons unknown brother, this was much needed. Now to go on to another session and not roll over a 5 for x hours...

[yourbeardlybro]

4:00 definitely wasn’t expecting the ad-barian’s crown to be so wobbly

[broken_vessel]

Poor pupper. Screw the giant mimic room.

[toddhanzlik]

This actually happened to me in a session years ago, my DM introduced a rival character to mine that was intentionally weak against magic saves and I was a lvl 8 sorcerer, lol 5 fighter that went prestige class eldritch knight (3.5e). In two rounds of combat I rolled 5 consecutive nat1s.

[darkfalcon]

As a player who CONSTANTLY rolls bad (with a very rare good roll), this sketch speaks to my soul.

[pennychenery]

Ohhh man. I recognize that tone of sad resignation. Also, an actual quote from when my character was pouring a health potion down the unconscious fighter's throat: "You want _me_ ? To roll _dice_ ?" (We were discussing whether I should roll the dice for the healing, or the fighter's player. She immediately backed off and agreed to roll them herself. 😂)

[TheVirtual]

I'm so proud of Lord Ad-Barian. He's come so far in his journey to be the best sponsor there could be. He even finally leaned how to pronounce etc
Rest in peace Ad-Barian. Rest in peace

[TonklinFallen]

I remember a session called "The Night of a Hundred Ones". The entire group, DM included had terrible rolls. The only successes at the table that day were rolls which we could not fail, that was back in the days when people still played by the rules of "no crit success/failure (20/1) on out of combat skill checks."

[TarossBlackburn]

I have one die that I retired after a 5-year campaign of Birthright. I've used that d20 for every 'do or die' roll and it either rolled a natural 20 or simply fail, but pass or fail it always turned out to be the best result for the situation.
It did well by me and it gets to rest in Dicehalla.

[that_one_kitsune]

I never thought I'd see an ad that made more of an emotional impact than the actual video. Well done, Duke. Well done.

[nogitsune]

Wonder if I should roll a character who honestly is in a state of self doubt and panic all the time so when he rolls low it's expected and when he rolls high it's like the most amazing feat he ever achieved.