A Cowboys Fan Reaction to Re-Signing Ezekiel Elliott

There is a reunion in Dallas! The Cowboys are set to re-sign former RB Ezekiel Elliott.

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[poseidonson]

If you think about it, Zeke averaging 3.5 yards per carry is perfect. That means they can just hand the ball off to him 3 times in a row and they're guaranteed a first down! Jerry's a genius.

[jeremygates]

“Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?” Lmao! Had me ROLLING on the floor!!! 😂😂

[katemeany]

I want to know really truly what Jerry Jones's definition of "all in" is. And I know I'm not the only one.

"Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?" Had me rolling on the floor.

[andrewhutton]

Grossi with that quickdraw. These videos classify as breaking news at this point.

[ALundstrom]

The music buildup then for it to stop when the Cowboys fan reads “Averaged only 3 yards a carry” all for it resume as the fan rationalized it could still work.

HAD ME DYING

[BuckeyesFan]

This is the “all in” they were talking about 😂😂

[rokumaygo]

Cowboys going “All in”…the wrong direction. 😂

[eddyschlock]

“Wait you’re not actually doing that, are you?” Had me in goddam stitches 😂

[PowerPackers]

Tom: I never want to hear the phrase "all in" again.
Neck Brace Tony Kahn: walks out of the room slowly to sad music.

[hehepro]

"hey there's my favorite center" love it😂😂

[aidankml]

Whatever is in Wildflower's stash must be pretty incredible

[dolipops]

"all in" the gift that keeps on giving

[markuswil-fart]

As a Cowboys fan I have NO ARGUMENT with any of this!! God bless you, Tom!! 😂🤣😂

[fredcasdensworld]

"Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?" Considering everything the Cowboys have done I'm surprise Wildflower has a stash left!

[iandhr]

There's my favorite center. You made me spit out my coffee. 🤣🤣🤣

[ArigatoGyroo]

“Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?” God you just keep getting better at clowning the cowboys and I love It

[Bringmethehorizondude]

“There goes my favorite center, ” was so savage

[WarmongerMan]

I think Jerry Jones’ definition of “all in” means the opposite of “all out” which is a term used when taking risks.

[tonyadams]

Wherever you have those cameras hiding in my house I need you to remove them. All that was missing is tears from my laughter lmao 😂 😂 😂

[TheJudge]

"All in, my ass" - Skip Bayless