Donald Trump Lists His Many, Many, Many Friends

Donald Trump has been called "A Dangerously Isolated President."

However, according to Trump's own account, he has a diverse friend group spanning people of different race, religion, gender, occupation, and athletic ability. We have provided a shortlist of examples of the varying friends that make up the President's circle.

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[alexolas]

“I have no friends, as far as I’m concerned.”
[entire list collapses]

And that’s what killed me.

[danielepplett]

A friend that went to Paris, and friends that won't go to Paris. Who knew.

[raVPartay]

I want to meet "A very, very substantial guy" and become his friend.

[racingfuel]

“MY FRIEND ELTON JOHN!!!”😂😂😂 Gets me every time for some reason.

[tharealmikezee]

"My BEST friends have become Fire Marshals!" 🤣🤣

[akashkb]

I have no friends as far as I'm concerned.... lol

[TralfazConstruction]

I love how the names appear over the video; that is splendid.

[ilikecake]

he's got billions and billions of friends 😻

[whostolemyTV]

You have to admit he's one of the funniest world leaders I've ever seen

[munir]

He is just like me. Even after having more than 50 friends, he still has no friend.

[adityashukla]

A friend who is the President of Russia.

[funkwolf]

When nobody wants to be your friend, you have to make them up.

[phuku]

"I HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE!!"

[DirkvanBaren]

The list saying “Steve over here” literally has me HOWLING each and every time. I don’t know why but I cry from laughing so hard.

[danielepplett]

He forgot, I have ladies I pay to be my friend.

[CortezEspartaco]

But wait... What if he has one friend who fits all of those descriptions?

A man named Steve who goes by Marco Rubio, sometimes by Tom Brady, George Steinbrenner, Howard Stern, or Kanye West, who works a manufacturing job when she's not busy excavating, building plants, enforcing the law, putting out fires, declaring wars, biking, or diagnosing patients, or busy with her hobby of farming crops, who is a part-time lawyer for an insurance company that insures wonderful people, be they liberal, bankrupt, wealthy, or business people, who is a black woman and street-smart yet disagreeable and is a world champion in sports, yet also obese, substantial, and a tough cookie, addicted to drugs and also somehow dead, who visits Paris regularly in order to avoid going to France, which is far away from her several homes in California, New Hampshire, Iowa, Texas, and Wisconsin, who loves going to church despite simultaneously being atheist, Jewish, and Muslim, with Chinese nationality and triple citizenship in Saudi Arabia, Mexico, and Turkey, who is also Japan's ambassador to South Korea, and now lives in "This Area", the world's newest and most ambiguous county, who is also omnipresent but nonexistent?

I've got it... All of this time, he's been saying that he's friends with our god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[PatrickSteegman]

SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE A REMIX OF THIS!!! Guarenteed to go viral!!!

[deeb]

He didnt mention Kim Jung Un

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[joewakile]

Thus should have “millions and billions” of views!

Really fun editing.. probs took forever to harvest all these clips.. thanks for making me laugh!

[Sovietball]

Here's my list:
1. Computer
2. Cat
3. Vodka