Timeline: What If You Inflate Yourself Like A Balloon

Ever wonder if human body can inflate like a balloon and the potential consequences? While it may appear entertaining but the body could lead to physical discomfort, restricted movements, and potential health risks. In this timeline, we will show you all of them!

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[MoboFromDoomed]

What DeviantArt wants Society to become:

[AimanCool]

Literally every cartoon and anime fanart making this especially deviantart.

[MuHrm]

I know from genuine experience that almost everything in this whole video is incorrect. Because of this, I'm just gonna timestamp each false statement, and explain what would actually happen. It irks me how wildly unresearched this is for the sake of a clickbait-y video, so I'm gonna do my best to dispel any and all misinformation:

0:00-0:15 Firstly, there's no specific times apart for ANY of these events to occur, so I feel this video just uses the shortest times possible and assumes a worst case scenario (An obvious tactic to increase people's watch time). In actuality, the time apart that these things occur varies, and depends on a lot of factors which I will explain shortly.

0:15-0:29 This video assumes a scenario in which any orifice for the air to escape from is closed off. This is redundant, as if you DID need to cover up ANY part of your body to prevent the air from escaping, it would be your mouth. For the sake of this video, I will also assume the mouth is taped shut, but I will be mentioning other situations that would occur if not taped.

0:29-0:43 This is not true. You actually would immediately feel the air entering your body through your anus. It would feel like a fart, but in reverse, and in fact you would desperately feel the urge to fart. However, since there's nowhere for the fart to escape, the air would begin to flow into your large intestine.

0:43-0:47 This would not happen until much later. Typically, what WOULD happen is the air would inflate your large intestine, making you appear very bloated and pregnant. Only during peristalsis will the opening of the small intestine open up to let the air in, and while this would also not be immediately dangerous, it is actually rare to have happen. Assuming you wanted to do it, you would need to know everything about how your body digests food in order to time it right. Now assuming the air DOES breach the opening from small to large intestine, it would indeed begin to inflate the small intestine to capacity, then the stomach, until finally exiting out as a burp. However, here we assume the mouth is taped shut, so the burps would end up either inhaled, or having to be swallowed back down. In this case, the air would have nowhere to go but back into the stomach. Regardless of that occurring, If too much air flows into a digestive organ at once, or flows in too fast before the air can reach where it needs to go, it can put more pressure in those areas and cause your digestive organs to rupture.

0:47-1:13 Indeed you will feel bloated, and your belly will distend greatly! This is because of the air putting internal pressure on your organs, specifically your intestine. You're essentially giving yourself the largest amount of gas humanly possible. The more you inflate, the more you'll feel cramping as the air pushes your intestine outward. It's the exact same feeling as gas pains. This is where a belly inflator normally stops to take a break and allow the gas to disperse, though it doesn't disperse "all around the body" as the video claims. Only in the digestive system. Over enough time inflating, the air will eventually begin to make you look pregnant.

1:13-1:40 It shocks me that the video would even make this claim. First of all, in order for this to happen, not only would everything I mentioned above need to happen, which would take far, FAR longer than the video claims (several hours, not 2 minutes), but assuming the mouth is taped shut, the nose would have to be as well, which would just block your airways and cause you to suffocate before any of this could happen. But, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say that if all air pathways were blocked, AND you managed not to suffocate, AND the air traveled up into your stomach, AAAANNNDDD the only way out was burping out the air and releasing it through the two pathways that you now have blocked off, then yes, the air would likely rush into the head. Though my best bet is that, even if all of those conditions were met, the air would likely fill up and puncture your lungs first, and that would be over even more hours. Your belly would be under immense pressure and extreme pain by this point.

1:40-1:53 If you pumped yourself up too far, by either pumping too fast or too much all at once, assuming the air couldn't reach its destination in time, your organs would indeed rupture from the immense internal pressure. You would feel an INCREDIBLE amount of pain before this EVER occurred, and the pain would likely make you want to stop pumping LONG before you even get to this point. If this WERE to happen though, air would leak into the surrounding tissue, which would inevitably lead to a fatal embolism, and if you don't get medical attention in time, likely death. (Once again though, unless you had congenital analgesia, it would be VERY unlikely to reach this point without being in severe pain.)

1:53-2:15 Okay, fine. Let's assume you somehow DON'T die, and continue from there. Yes, your skin would rupture, but this would likely cause the air to leak out of your ruptured skin (depending on how it was torn), which would end up deflating you long before it got to your eyes. Taping your EYES shut to keep the air from escaping is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You'd be in so much torturous pain by this point that you'd have to get someone else to do it for you, assuming you weren't dead already!

2:15-2:33 As I mentioned before, your lungs would fill up with burps before this happened, so it would actually be the opposite occurrence. Yes, your organs would be very crowded, but your lungs would have long since popped before this.

2:33-3:03 In the end, yes, you would die a painful death, BUT, once again, this entire video has assumed all orifices are sealed off! If you actually did this WITHOUT taping your mouth shut, you would get a bloated belly, maybe some burps if you were lucky, and that would be it. If you went too far, you'd most likely rupture your large intestine and need to be taken to the hospital, but once again, that's if you're not careful. Actual practitioners of belly inflation immediately stop once they feel any amount of pain, then resume once the pain dissipates and they're sure the gas is even throughout. If everything I just described above somehow DID manage to happen, it wouldn't be 22 minutes. It would be many hours.

[HappyGreg]

Imagine the death certificate for this guy saying "He inflated himself like a balloon"

[gordontaylor]

So many DeviantArt references, and yet not a single mention of the arcade game Dig Dug...

[earthball]

Deviant art: i am gonna have a field day with this video

[C-Midori]

**sigh** Love me some DeviantArt slander.

[SwiftySapphireYT]

DeviantArt called, they want their fetish back

[SuperMarioBros]

Timeline 2: What If You Inflate Your Lungs Like A Balloon

[MobAphax]

Props to the person who did this for us to know what happens.

[sizals]

Someone at Infinite Comparison is into this.

[HaiLe-nwzz]

Discord mod: IS THAT A CHALLENGE 😍
Childrens: i sure thing do

*dies from cringe*

[chair]

This is exactly what happens when you leave a furry with a gas pump in an empty room for 5 minutes

[Mr.Johnwick]

Your videos are really informative dude 😁


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[UltraNeonBossYT]

I thought as a kid i can fly as inflated.

[Mr.SnekMeister]

Quite frankly I had an inflation kink in the past (it deteriorated overtime and even drew this type of shite on Deviantart till I stopped in favor of anthology stories) but I was highly aware that death’s inevitable if you were to do this in real life. Our bodies aren’t built that way and plus we live in reality.

I just pray to god that others who have this kink don’t actually do this to themselves. Just imagine going to heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in) and explaining this is how you died.

[iriskalitvinova]

Well, inflating yourself is a bad idea. Thank goodness I didn't have that idea in my mind...

[T_Beanie._.]

Bro who would do that?, I bet the one who did this wants to fly like a balloon lmao💀

[Akazabasketball]

But wont he already be dead? If he closed his hostrills which are holes in his body and also his mouth, how can he breathe?

[table]

Timeline: if you kept adding balloons to your house