Boomslangs actually exist, and it's terrifying.

[thelonelypaladin]

"Extremely shy"
Boomslang: gives itself a concussion through sheer force

[goblindays]

“The most toxic snake on the continent”
We can see that by its face

[stephanM]

And the Nile crocodile is as shy and gentle as a newborn lamb.

[FilthyLogic]

Anything that's willing to knock itself unconscious in an attempt to scare you is nothing to be trifled with.

[LoneWanderer]

They're incredibly shy and friendly

Snake: *P* *E* *R* *I* *S* *H*

[codysmith]

"They're shy and friendly"

"Snake snaps and tries to end his life"

[aazhie]

I love their flattening. It's like they saw cobra hoods and decided they could DIY it better xD

[kalbomonster]

Theyre shy and friendly

“Ill rip your throat ou-”

[the_Doomslayer]

“They’re really shy and friendly so there’s nothing to worry about”

Snake: *TEAM FORTRESS 2 DOMINATING SOUND EFFECT*

[chomperplant]

The snake was offended for being called incredibly shy and friendly.

[VanishingPoint]

"They're shy and friendly, there's nothing to worry about"

Snake: **B O N K**

[xerlo]

"They're shy and friendly, there's nothing to worry about."

Snake: d i e

[Renkatsu]

"They are shy and friendly, so they're nothing to worry about."

Snake: *gives itself brain damage*

[theorangerabbit]

Boomslang: “And f*ck you in particular.”

[garrett]

They’re incredibly shy and friendly
Snake: I got a concussion

[arbok]

"They are shy and friendly"

He says as the snake yeets itself into the glass at Mach 2

[GalaxyDragonArt]

They’re incredibly shy and friendly, there’s nothing to worry about

Snake at the exact same time: R A M

[adammoore]

"They are very friendly-"

*"I will Murder you"*

[PelemusMcSoy]

"They're incredibly shy, so there's nothing to worry about."
~Famous last words

[meganb]

This has the same energy as Nile Red saying a reaction is calm and safe before exploding a beaker.