When Earth Was In Beta

[reindfield]

Animal: *Extinct*
Tierzoo: It's too OP and it was banned

[amediumhorse]

Imagine being so Overpowered that you get banned before the full release.

Hit F for Anomolocaris mains.

[jonathanfaber]

Tierzoo: 10% education, 40% vidyagaem 50% tearing into tardigrade mains.

[ceb]

Only true OGs remember the days when land was just seen as decoration. When we couldn’t even play as fish yet. It’s amazing how much the game and players have developed since then. This brings back good memories. Thank you.

[draconicwillx]

Bro the first player to unlock fly probably confused every player in the game

[tryhardnub]

Dude I had such fun playing in beta, the hallucigenia was my favorite model. All we had to do was just keep moving forward until our enemies were destroyed.

[casbot]

the footage is *CGI?*
Don't tell me the devs lost the original gameplay footage when they updated their servers…

[skeepodoop]

Anomolocaris was great, it was such an adaptable build.
I remember an old video called 'beating the Cambrian explosion by only pressing forwards.' Turns out that player accidentally discovered the filter feeding mechanic and unintentionally revolutionized aquatic builds.

[srdf]

You're laughing now, but this was probably the greatest Spore sequel to ever exist

[circleception]

I’d love like a complete history with all updates, patches, and such.

[awddfg]

*_The first player to fly without assistance is gonna be like

[jamilhossain]

Fun fact: Hallucigenia had an ability which allowed them to move only forward, until all of their enemies were destroyed

[jive]

The Beta was full of bugs back then

*literally*

[jynxedsix]

"how do we teach kids history?"


"you ever heard of a video game?"

[menorak]

Gotta keep laying it into those Water Bear players constantly:p

[mohdrazif]

2:47 "Low mobility". This explain why Hallucigenia only option is to move forward, until its enemies are destroyed.

[lorenzoterrasi]

"Unlocking op abilities like flight"
That was after the Cataclysm.

[isoantti]

You thought DayZ was in early access alpha for too long?






*Earth was in early access for 42 million years.*

[dewinmoonl]

paleontologist : this organism disappeared from the fossil record without much explaination


teir zoo:


this build was too OP and was *BANNED*

[thebigsteve]

As a scientist and a gamer, I can confirm, that this is correct.