Asian Meme Sound

A sound file that my friend gave me, I think more people should hear it.

[mekhishackelford]

Hey can I have the wifi password
Man: sure, it’s on the back of the router
The back of the router:

[redo_again]

*Dad, my asian friend is coming tomorrow to the house, please act normally*
My dad the next day:

[gumi_]

Xi Jinping explaining how nothing happened on June 4, 1989

[MahBOON]

_”this is Xi Jinping, I am informing you that your social credit score is lower than average. You have until tomorrow __15:30__ PM to regain your social credit, if you havent we will take away your precious Balls Privilige.Until then goodbye.”_

[emvi]

As a Chinese speaker
I agree to what he's saying

[FadeorFade]

everybody gansta untill the asian man starts reading the rules

[affordablecareactof]

I have been looking for this for a while

[kaneki]

Watched 1 minute unskippable advertisement for 14 seconds of Asian masterpiece.
Absolutely worth it.
10/10 would do it again

[Saipan]

I remember spending all night reciting this and putting on a perfect accent with it to make Asian jokes with my friends on discord.

[mjksgk]

Rough translation:

Friends is a harsh documentary set in Hong Kong which follows a group of drug dealers. Starring someone someone, Rachel, Monica and some other fucking actors.

[blandscaperr]

Asia:has 40+ countries and 2000+ languages

What westerns think asia is:

[Calthecool]

Being slightly bass boosted makes it so much better.

[drafthard]

Music in the background is what gets me every time

[MoonberryJam]

Cashier: "that'll be $5.99“

Me: "ko yo shi yi ga tien zhèn who ba ga ti lu pien, sa shan ga, jou zsche chung shè dè shèng jze, jiu yien teu lu duh, lo ah su, fu gu so ni, rai cho, mo ni ka, o yi chi ka ta ma di yè"

[TheScrewUps]

I cannot stop listening to this it's too funny lmao

[我是一个人-ep]

I’m Chinese and he’s talking about.. Friends, Shanghai and people?
Oh yeah and he cursed.

[MIICH]

It’s even more intense if you listen with stereo headphones on.

[arnaud]

It translates to "Friends is a TV show starring Chandler, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica and other fucking actors"

[vincentmanninen]

When the kid
named 絕不會放棄你 talks in the party chat

[sibottle]

As an asian, this is how we communicate.