Zoolander Vs Hansel Zoolander meme #shorts #meme

[turtle_bros]

Bro you did not just give iq to Zoolander. Bro built a school out of popsicle sticks and it killed his wife 😭

[ThthrJJ]

Nah Hansel’s just a tiny bit more intelligent. Damn that Hansel, he’s so hot right now.

[gannonshields]

the reason Derek is smarter than Hansel is cuz he was at least smart enough to know lighting a cigarette while covered i. gasoline is dangerous

[charkusunderground]

Nah, canonically speaking Zoolander would be the dumbest person alive, otherwise accurate

[ASAPFranklin]

This guy has NOT watched any of the two zoolander movies

[avacadotoast]

I am unironically super attracted to Hansel😭💀

[kagakuneko]

Me dió una epilepsia pero todo tranqui 😎🤙 xddd

[GameToGameDeniz]

Lemme fix this

Strength: Zoolander (Not really sure about this one)
Speed: Zoolander
Durability: Hansel
IQ: Hansel
Battle IQ: Hansel
Abilities: Zoolander
Hax: Zoolander
Fame: Zoolander

Winner: Zoolander (Hard Diff)

[victorostrishko]

Iq у Хензеля больше, кто смотрел, тот поймет

[erenYeagereva]

Battle IQ? What are they?
Dragon Ball characters?!

[JoseCastro-snuj]

Pero hansel es más listo que zoolander xd

[ten-thousandbees]

Can you do Ikaros from Heaven's Lost Property wheel keeps spinning till she loses OR Ikaros vs Rias from DxD "Warning speed up" as the theme PLEASE? 🙋

If you don't know who she is or what she can do well here


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Summary
Ikaros is the deuteragonist in the Sora no Otoshimono series. She becomes bonded to Tomoki at the beginning of the story doing a "contract" with him called Imprinting.

Powers and Stats
Tier: At least Low 5-B | At least Low 5-B, possibly 4-C | At least Low 5-B, possibly High 4-C

Name: Ikaros, Uranus Queen, Alpha

Origin: Sora No Otoshimono

Gender: Female

Age: At least billions of years old (Existed since the creation of The Rule which takes one billion years to grant a wish)

Classification: Strategic Angeloid Type α (Alpha)

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Types 1 and 3) Stealth Mastery (Can hide herself from Nymph's mental radar), Flight, Acausality (Kept her memories after the timeline was reset and the plot destruction and reset of the manga), Forcefield Creation, Explosion Manipulation, Homing Attacks, Can use her radar to gain data, X-ray Vison, and detect the presence of others, Energy Projection, Regeneration (Low-Mid. Managed to regrow her wings and regenerated from extensive damage to her body), Her cards grant various powers such as Reality Warping, Invisibility, Creation, Time Stop, Time Manipulation (Can rewind time), Luck Manipulation, Transmutation, Dream Manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Age Manipulation, Pocket Reality Manipulation, limited Possession, Size Manipulation, Duplication, Time Travel, Forcefield Creation | All of the above, Regeneration (Mid; Regenerated from extensive damage to her reactor) Reactive Evolution, Attack Reflection.

Attack Potency: At least Small Planet level (Far stronger than the humans who have the potential to split the planet, which would require this level of power) | At least Small Planel level, possibly Star level (Uranus Queen mode is 5 times weaker than her Pandora mode which is 500% greater in power) | At least Small Planet level, possibly Large Star level (Pandora mode raised her capabilities to 500%, able to match Artemis with Chaos, who gained the power to destroy Synapse, which possibly contains an actual star)

Speed: At least Massively Hypersonic+ (Somewhat comparable to Chaos. Faster than the Harpy, who blitzed Nymph) | At least Massively Hypersonic+ (Faster than before) | At least Massively FTL+ (Her speed was stated to be 372% higher than her previous form. Blitzed a Melan with her eyes closed. She is also faster than Pandora Astraea in flight speed, who's photon march flight caught up to the deployment of Aegis which deploys at speeds measured in femtoseconds. Reacted to upgraded Artemis faster than hers which reach across the planet in seconds.)

Lifting Strength: At least Class M (Lifted a large chicken) | At least Class M (Stronger than before) | At least Class M (Stronger than before)

Striking Strength: At least Small Planet Class | At least Small Planet Class, possibly Star Class (Easily destroyed the shield of a Melan while is power test mode) | At least Small Planet Class, possibly Large Star Class

Durability: At least Small Planet level (Massively above in the humans in her verse) | At least Small Planet Level, possibly Star level (Took a beating from Ikaros Melan and despite being pretty injured she was still alive and kicking), her shield can take country busting explosions | At least Small Planet level, possibly Large Star level (Withstood several attacks from the Melans without trouble, superior to her previous form. Stated to block all of Chaos' final attack but wouldn't make it in time.)

Stamina: Extremely High. Ikaros can operate for 720 hours without the need to breathe, her variable wings core is Synapse's strongest power system according to Chaos, which places it above Nymph's power system. Angeloids do not have the ability to sleep. Their creators stated angeloids are infinite powered machines.

Range: Planetary with Artemis and Radar (Attacked Astraea from the other side of the planet) Interdimensional with Radar (Nymph's and Astraea's Radar can reach Synapse which is another universe. Ikaros has the second strongest radar behind Nymph)

Standard Equipment: Cards

Intelligence: Very High. Ikaros can solve any math science question or history unknown to human kind. Ikaros usually analyzes her opponent, and tends to fight from a distance to take advantage of her range. Doesn't underestimate her opponents, loaded with high processing power.

Weaknesses: Pacifist. She can be emotionally hurt with relative ease.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Cards: The Cards are Teleportation devices used to acquire specialized technology from the Synapse. A large variety of devices are possible, some can even warp reality to an extend.
Aegis: Ikaros can generate a nigh-invincible energy shield that can defend against almost all attacks. It can even defend against something like Apollon.
Apollon: Ikaros Bow, which arrows hold enough destructive energy to destroy a whole country while weak.
Artemis: A technique that fires a large amount of explosive projectiles from her wings that follow their targets.
Hephaestus: A massive cannon, fires a blast so powerful that it obliterates the target leaving no remains.

 In the very first episode, she accidentally erased all life on the planet due to her she misinterpreted of what her master "asked" for. But then she brought everybody back. Due to reality warping

[thesyndicatebruh]

where's the "rizz" though?

[twistedgale]

This youtuber did not understand these characters at all 💀💀💀

[osloou]

Zoolander speed >>> faster than a shuriken + controlled an bomb