THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PC?! 'The Dot' Coming Soon From Newegg

Newegg is proud to introduce the world’s first consumer quantum computer: The Dot. This is the world’s first PC that’s probably utilizing a superposition CPU, a subatomic interference custom loop cooling system, and a quantum entanglement graphics card. The Dot comes in at one millionth of a millimeter wide, two millionths of a millimeter tall, and it weighs just over 75 pounds. This product was first unveiled on April 1, 2022... wait April 1st? This might be a joke.

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0:00 Introducing The Dot
0:43 Specs
1:13 Benchmarks
1:32 Customer Testimonials
2:05 Don't Listen To Them Anyway
2:09 Accessories
2:19 Where To Find The Dot
2:38 Happy April Fool's Day

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[ChoppyBubbles]

Happy April Fool's Day everyone! Haha

[drewroder]

These videos crack me up... Make more please!

[khemsingh]

Yeah April fool's day we known that

[TheMatthewDMerrill]

You have a quantum entanglement but not the same with cooling? Wouldn't it be easier to just transport the heat to some other universe that way the heat is gone and therefore you could have absolute zero temps?

[Razear]

Finally your ant farm can experience parachuting from Fortnite with other 12-year-old insects.

[ytab]

This has “APRIL FOOLS!!!” written over it.

[vtsigma]

I can't wait to mod this pc out!! Overclocking here I

[ChaosRayZero]

0:49 You must be pretty strong to support 75 lbs on your finger like that.
_Or... £75... wait a minute..._

[doggish]

I've been using one of these for years

[ManMythMedia]

Quantum Entanglement... Sounds like it was built by Jada?

[Nugs]

whose looking for the half pixel link be honest

[jonathanwessner]

It can run the top AAA titles at 8k and 360, 000 fps, for 3 minutes?

[forrestallen]

Steve Jobs came back to life just to mess with us.

[tylerpixel]

There isn't a turbo encabulator with a dingle arm? Hard pass!