Biggest firework ever (1 shell)

[sirbillius]

Merry: “That was good.”
Pippin: “Lets get another one.”

[LC_-idwy]

Imagine the guy that said, “I’ll be back. I’m gonna use the restroom, ” and missed this.

[crazy_pyromaniac]

“Na, we could get arrested!”
“Just one?”
“Fine. *Just one”*

[Tactix_se]

The pyrotechnician that designed that shell must have been really proud in that moment :)

[chinadashauthority]

Imagine you had to sneeze at that exact moment and you miss it

[kartofffrae]

"Load the Type 3 shell!"
"Sir, this is a firework show"
"Did I ask?"

[horribleboils]

When you want to bring life's frame-rate below 30 fps.

[PaRaDOX-debk]

A yes, my personal anti-anything-in-the-air missile, truly effective

[desolate]

When you only have permission to buy one firework: The firework.

[titantanic]

“Don’t worry the cops won’t get us, it’s just one firework”

That one firework:

[AverytheCubanAmerican]

*Firebending during Sozin’s Comet be like*

[Hope-msjw]

It was so big and bright that the night looked like day for a second.

[macnchez]

"Don't Worry", they said, "It's just one shell", they said.

[Nostolgy]

If they sold this at firework stores, everybody’s backyards are fucked

[alexducky]

I love how the woman is like:
“Woaahh”
..
“wOoOoAaAaAhHhH”

[biggboi]

“Biggest firework ever”

*Launches Rhode Island into air*

[Jets]

People: “wow”
Birds: “well am fucking dead”

[AverytheCubanAmerican]

The neighbors on Fourth of July:
Dogs, cats, and vets:
*Flashbacks*

[Boedinator]

Guards in any movie: “Must’ve been the wind”

[saibow]

The Aliens coming to invade earth:
"Yeah, maybe another day."