YOU CAN'T DUCK THE ZUCC

Mark Zuckerberg testified to congress the other day in a very humanlike manner

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[Jojob]

"your user agreement zuccs." Great job.

[tnwodisciple]

dont forget to drink water, humans love to drink water!

[kleox]

+Can you give us the name of the hotel you stayed in last night?
+Uhhh No, But I can tell which hotel you stayed in last night

[Darain]

He's trying so hard not to blink vertically.

[PutridMilk]

"What do the Earthlings call this?"
"Water, sire"
"And do they like it?"
"Yes, they do"
"Very well then so shall I"

[CriticalPosthumanism]

He is trying so hard not to lick his eyeballs.

[grandayy]

How did you know I was going to do the same meme at the same time are you the Zuck himself?

[octaviosardi]

*SYSTEM OVERHEATING. INITIATE COOLANT PROCESS*

[theresastarmanwaitinginthe]

The Zucc memes are trending again boys.

[alexkizer]

I was watching an interview with him and he opened up with "I always loved studying people and how they work..." I instantly remembered all of these memes framing him as a robot LOL.

[stevenarvizu]

“Your user agreement sucks”

This could’ve been the biggest hearing of the century, exposing the bad business practices of tech companies and changing them for the better. Instead we got a bunch of 70 year olds asking Mark Zuckerberg how the internet works.

[joormoes]

Weird to think that he was human once O_O

[-Rika]

Robot are becoming more realistic, soon will not be able to tell a Mark Zuckerberg from a Mark Zuckerberg.

[radiocrash]

He's looking more alien as each year passes

[andrewventures]

He protec
He attac
but most importantly...
He put a virus on your Mac

[katowo]

speech = Lizard.SpeechRecognition();
Zucc.Analyze(speech);
Zucc.PickWater();
Zucc.Succ();

[appleseedenthusiast]

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly... he the zucc

[sergeantsilly]

0:18 he dropped that smile as he realised he had to explain to them what ads are

[ojtony]

His head movement is so rebotic holy shit, I thought people were just memeing.

[nataliealfera]

Of course grandgay stole this meme too