The Never Ending Story

[derrickg]

I love how he seamlessly links all that together.

[boss]

That lady is so rude. If she would quit interrupting he would be able to finish. LoL

[WillyQ]

I don't understand how he does this with a straight face

[dragonmaster]

I love how he does this BS to people that want us to listen to their BS. 😂

[wolves]

"Hear me out, this is the deal-breaker here"

*looks and sees there's still over 1 minute left on the video*

[michaelthompson]

lol should do that to Jehovah's witness see how long they stay can bare it lol

[Grannyfunnycrisps]

Everyone knows someone like this.... They use 30 words when 5 will do.

[kevinburke]

So glad I discovered this guy about a month ago…my kids and I are watching all his videos together dying laughing. I think this man is the funniest man in America no joke. All his characters rival the best of any classic SNL, Livin Colour, etc skit. Genius stuff 👍👍👍

[porkchopsandpotatoes]

One does not simply collect a signature from Ed Bassmaster 😂👏🏻

[CelticFairyBox]

I used to work for a call center and I literally had a dude on the phone like that, he wouldn't stay on subject about his issues and rambled about things that didn't matter.

[jefffuehr]

so anyway, to make a long story short. :D

[kylesullivan]

The greatest fake story I’ve ever heard. Well done Ed.

[InfernoPhoenix]

Damn hes a legend. These are the pranks i want to see. Real, funny and noone gets hurt.

[patrickx]

This guy totally steals his "pssssh" from Chip Diamond

[PoeLemic]

So love EBM. I'm sure Bassmaster was just beginning telling his entire life story to this Poor, poor woman ... Miss you, EBM !!!

[dDesirie]

i wonder if he prepared all these stories ahead of time or just made them up as they speak. cuz they are good.

[edbassmaster]

Well I just submitted this as my best video ever for a new film festival. I am extremely upset now.

[marlonm]

This is comedy GOLD ! I wish he would do these more often with salesperson, jehovas witness the whole nine 😂

[greenilizer]

great idea for a video you should do this more. your transition from completely unrelated topic to topic is fucking hilarious

[thrasher]

Crazy people around my town do this to me all the time. O: