Criminal Minds: Iconic quotes

Criminal Minds has numerous iconic quotes, from Reid proclaiming “this is calm and it's doctor!,” to Rossi saying that Reid was “left in a basket on the steps of the FBI.” I thought I’d make a compilation of all of them. So, here it is.

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BTW: In case anyone was wondering why I haven’t posted in a couple months, I got busy with school. Classes start up again late January, but hopefully I won’t get too busy at least for a little while.

Eps in order:
1x1, 1x1, 1x6, 2x21, 2x21, 3x2, 4x2, 4x4, 4x12, 5x3, 5x9, 5x15, 5x22, 6x6, 6x18, 6x21, 7x1, 7x16, 8x5, 9x18

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[dreammaster]

"remind me to have her drug tested" is my favorite CM quote of all time

[anonymouslyawesome]

Al, ost spat my water out from laughter at the bit where Spencer says “I just keep getting PHDs” as a response to Hotch saying that there are lots of ways sons defeat their fathers

[DaliahSilva]

‘He was left in a basket on the steps of the fbi.’ 😂😂😂 gets me everytime

[krisspygrass]

the bar scene with the girls and the fake fbi agent gets me every time

[laurabroers]

The way Garcia says "Kwantieko" gets me every single time😂

[erawriter]

I will always cry at "I worked the case daddy, just like you said", 😭

[Sam-does-uke-stuff]

The fact that the girls just made brad rethink his life choices is mind-boggling funny.

[shelbyrupe]

*sniffs the air* “Hood rat”

Get me every time with how blunt he is, I love Goob 🥰

[redheadclaire]

“He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI” is one of my favourite all time Criminal Minds quotes 😂

[Lara-lbxw]

This is calm and it’s doctor. They way he leaned to the microphone omg I loved this scene so much

[skyehamm]

One of my faves Garcia to Spencer…”You’re my b*tch now..”

[iselinbergljotpedersenfred]

Hotch after on the phone with Garcia: "Remind me to have her drug-tested" KILLS ME! 😂

[SGC]

I actually got to use that line in a deposition once. Lawyer misrepresented something I said and I corrected him a little vigorously. "Now, calm down, Mr. C., " and I said, "This is calm. And it's Doctor." Lawyer was puzzled over why I was grinning but I was flat-out thrilled 😊

[tempestates]

I love it. Reid: "You kick like a 9 year old girl"

[Viktor_Drakkon]

"there are lots of ways sons defeat their fathers."
"I just keep getting PhD's" 🤣🤣🤣 I love you Reed

[casckettfriki]

For being a show with such a dark theme it has some pretty memorable and funny moments. I love a good comic relief each now and then.

[beatrizcarneiro]

The “ yes I’m a genius” will always get me 😂

[LAUREN-dpvx]

It was so fun reminiscing until 100! But ‘I’m you, Daddy’ healed my heart a tiny bit

[majoyap]

"talk dirty to me" then other boss talks (major panic sets in) 🤣🤣🤣