redditors confess it all

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r/DontYouKnowWhoIAm | Houston, we have a problem.
r/MaliciousCompliance | Me: Sure thing!
r/Nicegirls | she doesn't want much.

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Confessions in this subreddit are either: "I stole a cookie from my friend once" or "I committed domestic terrorism on an orphanage once".

[Cheesethepapereater]

I like how the confessions can be:
“I ate my friend’s food without him looking”
And
“I broke into someone’s house, shoved their dog in the oven and then pissed all over their electronics”

[bananaboi]

it’s surprising how safe people feel on Reddit when posting, some of these are actual crimes/stuff you could get into real trouble for

[bnashee]

The first person with the keys like. If i found out someone I trusted did that, they would no longer be my friend. Thats so creepy

[TyrannostarusRex]

The person who made a “fake restaurant” just runs a ghost kitchen for their own company.

[Redbeardian]

3:00 Some loser cop tried this on my girlfriend at the time. He stopped us for being "suspicious" because we were parked in a parking lot at night. He then had her get out and chatted her up for about 30 minutes behind my car. She finally came back and as we drove away she was laughing at what a loser the dude was to force an encounter by using his cop "authority" to harass women. I didn't complain out of fear of retaliation. I've always wondered how often he did it though. Maybe I could have saved someone from an obvious predator if I'd been more courageous.

[pmcpicto]

Reddit has a lot more than 30 minutes worth of confessions to confess

[AIHumanEquality]

"I've stolen water" is the most American of all of these. I had to make sure I heard that correctly. Clean drinking water is free in most countries that's why it got me so much.

[anothermereapostleofjimpickens]

These vary from “I don’t know what boundaries are 😭😭🥲” And “I don’t know what boundaries are 😈😈”

[wingblade]

19:15, I did this as malicious compliance when I worked as a cashier and self-checkout associate. Got chewed out by my team lead for not ID'ing someone who looked older than 21. So, I just started asking everyone for their ID, regardless of what they looked like, including managers and visitors from corporate. Whenever a customer got snippy about being carded, I just smile and say I'm just following the rules. And if a team lead is within eyeshot, I make it a point of singling them out for the rule.

The number of glares and grumbled curse words directed toward me were always the highlights of my day. From then on, every time a poorly thought-out rule is dished out, I follow it to the letter, and if a customer complains, I send every customer to the nearest manager. Suffice to say, they don't stay up front for too long, when I'm on the clock, lol.

[oceangmd]

These will either be " I stole a kitkat from the local 7-11 one time" to "I killed 3 innocent people and i haven't told a soul"

[sketchiscribblr]

when I was in 3rd grade, there was this little group of girls that were always talking shit to me. I was quite big for my age, both height and weight, and am autistic, not that I knew at that time, I was just always scolded for being a crybaby. one day this one girl was being _extra_ annoying all day. for the most part they liked make fun of my weight and my speech issues, my dad's beat up truck, but at the end of that day they escalated to full on calling me the r slur and that I must be cheating on my tests because there was no way someone that talked like I did could have good grades etc etc.

now, I had told on these girls, and a couple of boys that had made fun of my weight for a while as well, with absolutely zero results. I just got the 'words cant hurt you' speech. _but_ I did remember two boys a couple of months prior had gotten into some *big* trouble for "fighting" on the playground because they were playing with sticks and sword fighting with them and whacking one another. they had both gotten in school suspension for the week over it. it put the idea in my mind that 'fighting' got people in real trouble

I got so pissed off about what they had said to me that that afternoon when I got home, I pulled hair out of my brush and kept it. I had a pretty good bit and made sure it was all nice and straight and going the same direction. I kept the hair until they started following me around and yapping and made me cry again. they had followed me to the bathroom before homeroom and I stayed in the bathroom crying after they left. I loosened the ponytail my mom had put my hair in and planted the pocket hair by the sinks and stayed in a stall and let myself cry until I calmed down until a lady from the office came looking for me. I told the lady the group of girls had followed me to the bathroom and pulled my hair down and showed her the hair on the floor.
it was my word against theirs, and I had a chunk of hair in the floor as 'evidence'. all of those girls got suspended for a while and I had in-school suspension for a couple of days, but I also I told the lady about how they had been following me and teasing me, there were a couple of boys I would talk pokemon with in the car pickup that backed me up and agreed that the one girl had called me the r slur, apparently they had told on her the day after it happened and that homeroom teacher just didnt do anything about it, I eventually got put in a different homeroom and the girls and I stayed away from one another.

[j.p.]

17:34 Yeah, my friends offered to clean my place one time when I was in hospital. I was very reluctant, as I’m very private and just guarded, but they literally wouldn’t take no for an answer. I’ve struggled with severe depression since a teen, and I often journal. Occasionally if I’m really in a bad spot and considering it, I would write a practice suicide note — more just to get it out of my system and let me think about the repercussions. My friends found the journal, and read it. Instead of coming to be with support and concern, I found out through a mutual friend that they’d read it and just talked about it amongst themselves and I guess a family member or two. I felt extremely violated (a few expensive things went missing too). Needless to say, this did not help with trust issues, and while I didn’t cut ties with them, I never really see or talk to them anymore.

[WoodlandGoblin]

I remember my friend saw the 'UFO' above their house and sent a photo to me and we were losing our shit lmfao. I'm being serious I live in Somerset, it really is a small world!

[Jessespresso]

I gotta know. The guy that said his date got ID to see the movie 'Fantastic Mr.Fox'... How old is he, her and that security guard? That movie is rated for kids so what security guard is gonna ID someone to watch it unless they're really that young and in which case, why is a security guard texting a child?

[Spiklething]

Every time my mum and dad went away on holiday they would give their key to my dad’s best friend of more than 50 years. For emergencies only.
One time they came home a day early to find him in the house snooping through their things.
Great way to end a lifelong friendship.

[iamdb]

"I was standing on one of my balconies"

holy shit, one is impressive, but plural, damn...

[AIHumanEquality]

"Tea is just tea after all."

Every British Person: 🙀

[eggnogalcoholic]

20:18 speaking as a woman, although this is an unfortunate true that societally we pressure older women to look younger/attractive to feel valuable, OP doesn’t have the capacity or power to change that (I bet if OP could change that, they would, but they don’t). I think what OP is doing is very kind, and it’s pretty uptight for someone to accuse OP of just “perpetuating the stereotype as truth.” Even though in a perfect world women wouldn’t need to be carded to feel young and pretty, OP is being a kind human with the small power they do have.

[HiBunnyBachi]

Fun fact! The fake restaurant story is actually a common occurrence in China, where lots of "restaurants" will advertise their food as fresh, made to order food on delivery apps; but their kitchens are usually just a kitchen that operates more like a warehouse that reheats frozen boxes of pre-made food before handing them to the deliverymen. They're a genuine concern to people as they're not just falsely advertising, their work conditions are also usually super unhygienic.