The Dumbest Chess Game Ever Played

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[KazikliBey]

Pretty certain that when your king makes it to the enemy's back rank, your king gets promoted to Emperor.

[matthewbaang]

White king is a chad. He led his army in the frontline and faced all these threats with the boldest moves possible. Respect

[tananatana]

I'm just laughing my ass off over a thought of an actual war taking place with relatively equal enemy sides and the king just decides "fuck it, I'll do it myself" and goes full Rambo

[kepler]

This whole game feels like when 500 rated players have grandmaster superpowers. They can calculate out 5 moves, but still don’t know what they are doing

[btookie]

After move 6, the engine was like: “ok, you boys have fun, I’m outta here.”

[splashcat]

"And now, the king is safe on a8."
"The black king, right?"
*Anakin stares wordlessly*
"Th-the black king, right?!?"

[edoardoandretta]

Van De Loo: "are you ready for our chess game man?"
Hesseling: *snorts cocain*
Hesseling: "now yes."

[maxzhang]

"Look at you getting criss cross applesauced in the middle of the board" most hilarious chess diss I've ever heard lmao

[GreenSkyDragon]

Getting your king safely to the opposite rank, and him *being* safe there, sounds like a lifetime achievement

[AS-bcfg]

They were playing chess but the evaluation bar was playing tennis

[Jane-qhyd]

*The king literally on A8 taking on an entire army by himself
*Meanwhile the Bishop and the two Rooks are still smoking a fat one at the base

[suhaiydy]

I never though one day I will see the king run from his throne, charge into the front line with his subjects even though there are still a lot of enemies, evade and survive multiple attacks, build a base on enemy territory and won the war.

[BobbyBoJanglles]

This is as close as we'll get to a Baka Mitai video from GothamChess

[miszorek]

Imagine getting this game in Guess the Elo.

[CaptainCheeseball-mpsk]

"Buh Bye, you are banished to the shadow realm" has to be the best term ever for a checkmate

[johnbailey]

"This is called the Fried Liver"

They really running out of things to call these openings huh?

[AntxnBeats]

This is eric rosen against himself playing ”funny lines”

[gautamchandrasekharan]

Alternative title: The greatest chess game ever played

[samueljames]

The entire game is just a throwing move from one side *countered* by an equally-throwing move by the other side. Legendary.

[michaelkinney]

Two masters play a game of chess while high out of their minds. Truly an amazing game