[1588] My 36 Inch King Dick Wrecks Locks!

Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍

[1520] Getting Into A Woman’s Kitty

[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver

[nickjones]

The fact that this video got suppressed for me on YouTube and didn't show up in my feed until a week after April Fools makes this even better

[BazilRat]

I'm not sure what's more impressive. The script, or the fact that LPL managed enough serious takes to get the whole video out.

[Krankie_V]

I'm not sure how you can speak so calmly when finding someone else's seaman in your wife's beaver, honestly.

[illusiveelk]

I've heard a lot of good things about my bent Johnson. It fits really well into hard-to-reach places, and makes sensitive jobs easy.

[JarharaJaiArik]

I don't know how, over the course of just one year, I keep forgetting that this guy has the best April fools videos

[SnarkDADmin]

As someone who owns one of the smaller King Dicks. I feel like LPL is really not realizing that it's not always the size of the tool you're using, but rather the technique you use. You can bludgeon someone's backdoor lock with a 36" tool, but it will cause irreparable damage. You cannot simply make up for bad form with a larger unit.

[kornbred]

That catch mounted on the wall has to be the strongest thing Master Lock has ever made! It took pounding after pounding and still stayed there for the locks' friends to come along and pound it some more!

[alexanderhowa]

Where the hell has this video been. YouTube stop censoring the amazing content.

[skyxee]

I am happy that you gave the 4 inch King Dic another shot. It's admittedly situational, but effective approach that often goes unappreciated .

[forgotmylogininfo]

I am ashamed of myself for missing this tradition on the day of its release. Another classic

[Ragingterror]

LPL does it again. He consistently puts out the best April 1st videos on this platform.

Well done, sir.

[wbbelcher]

My grandfather taught me years ago that a large pipe wrench will open a locked door knob, too. You'll have to replace the knob, but if you're locked out in an emergency, the wrench will do it! I doubted it when he told me, but I've used the trick multiple times in my life. Thanks Grandpa!

[JohnSpaulding]

Homewrecker might be an understatement. But lugging 36" around would get tiring after awhile.

[RDSk]

I'll be honest, this is the only good April Fools tradition.

[Bobgriffon]

I just want to applaud the quality craftmanship of that door hasp. It took a mighty pounding from your 36" KingDick before it showed any signs of wear.

[ArmeroPR]

The fact this guy doesn’t chuckle at all during the entire video makes him my hero. I was laughing my ass off the entire video.

[penfold]

'If you swing it around too much, you could even wreck a home with it'. Yay!! Brilliant scripting there Sir.

[DasUberLobster]

I saw the Lego guys laying there and thought "Oh no... he's not... he wouldn't...." Oh he did. It was a real 36-inch maneuver. Well played LPL.

[thewingedporpoise]

the winking face being used for the lego seamen is the cherry on top, truly the little things go unappreciated

[DerkethusSpondangle]

Never would’ve thought the Lock Picking Lawyer was a size queen