Please take Toy Story 4 away from me

Which Pixar film would you like my hot take on next?

[alejandroescobar]

Woody: "There's a snake in my boot!"

Jenny: "So basically happiness is perpetually fleeting and we're destined to die miserable and alone."

[caitlin]

Everyday I fear more that god will forsake me in favour of a cool Space Man

[annalynn]

The toys behind her listening to this are having an existential crisis

[ameliorated]

Imagine being the porg behind jenny and hearing all this and having to pretend your just a toy while slowly screaming inside about how you'll never be happy

[gothhour]

Imagine Bonnie later finding out Woody is missing, being upset about it enough that the parents consider trying to get her a new one, googling Woody, and finding out their child just lost a Toy that could have payed off their mortgage. Imagine any adult in Bonnie's life finding out before this and Woody spending a good decade or two in a safety deposit box.

[outofhere]

As a day camp worker, I can confirm that so many toys must accept their mortality within the first week of entrance. Kids don’t play gently.

[lindacalderon]

the shark with the woody hat in the background distracted me so much because all i could think about was “IM WOODY! HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!”

[JStorkey]

"Oh it's that pin! That pin I put in mortality!" Spoken like a true Disney villain

[skapunkkid]

I'll be pissed if toy story 5 isn't inexplicably bearded woody and bo as mad max and furiosa wandering around a post apocalyptic wasteland where only toys have survived

[Squattypottyllc]

you say there is no merit in the children being god figures but uh FORKY WAS THRUST INTO THIS CRUEL WORLD BY BONNIE'S SHEER WILL.

[lightning]

I have no pull string and I must scream

[SPCTRLT]

The Toy Story universe really does devolve into psychological horror if you think about the implications of everything for more than five seconds.

[jamesosullivan]

Surprised there was no mention of Forky, the most unnatural creation of the Toy Story universe.

[roseivy]

I was raised Christian and personally, every moment I spent at church was indeed pervaded by the constant anxiety that God would replace me with a cool spaceman.

[Calpsotoma]

"Eventually, all toys would be outgrown and want to become Lost Toys" said the grown woman in a room full of toys.

[Reflox]

I came for thoughts on Toy Story 4 and all I got is existential dread

[bigsteve]

jenny it's 1:37 a.m. I was about to go to bed why would you do this to me personally

[katieb]

I think with Toy Story 2 the point was less “let’s worry about all the sad things later because we have a lot of time” and more so “let’s begin the process of acceptance by stopping the worry and be grateful for the time we have now”

[charliepie]

One time God picked me up and wrote his name on my shoe. Later on though God sold me to a pawn broker, now I'm theologically owned by Applebees.

[scrbusaucuparia]

jenny HOW could you not talk about the existential nightmare of forky saying “how am i alive”