God Makes Dalmatians

Also, I said the city of Dalmatia but it's actually a region. My B.

[crazycatchick]

I don't know what made me cackle more, the fact that God is clearly simping over his favorite doggie-designer angel, or the Cruella reference 😹

[slendersera]

"Thank heavens"
"YOU'RE WELCOME"
That's hilarious

[MarkD]

I always love how in these skits, God and the angel exist outside of time. Like, the angel's designing things at the beginning of creation while also fully aware of how the future will be like, while God's on the phone with a Renaissance artist.

[unterdessen]

Dalmatians are related to hounds of the pointer type. They were used as hounds and to accompany horse-drawn coaches before they got into fire-fighting.
The main qualification, that granted them the job was, that they could neither be overlooked nor overheard: Their colouring and their ability to run away really fast in front of the horses and bark loudly all the way made them an ideal add-on to the hand-operated siren the firemen were using.
Dalmatians essentially barked pedestrians out of the way and served as an audio-visual signal that the fire-fighters were coming. This gave people slightly more time to clear the street - because once they saw the horses and had located exactly where the siren sound was coming from (often problematic due to it echoing off stone buildings in cities), it could be too late to move.

[ThinWhiteAxe]

"sighs cutely and circley" why is that so accurate tho

[darksid]

Angel: Nobody should have 100 dogs
God: Yeah, that's way too much
God: Let's give her 101

[Graywolf]

As a local, I just have to say that Dalmatia is the central coastal REGION of Croatia, located on the Adriatic and I welcome you to visit and enjoy the local produce, cooked & cold-cut foods, music and hospitality 😁🍻🇭🇷

[monsterjambrony]

“Thank heavens!” “YOU’RE WELCOME!” That had me LOLing so much!

[miriam]

Fun fact, the dalmatians were also there to keep people from stealing the horses while the firefighters put out the fire!

[RabblesTheBinx]

They were also used as sirens, iirc, running ahead of the firefighters and barking to clear the way. It's why they're so hyperactive and don't work well with young children.

Also, still can't believe you've never done a single video about any of the mastiff breeds.

[TheNotoriousCheeto]

I have to say, I am constantly impressed by the grasp of theology this man has. Also, the videos are hilarious.

[msinvincible]

"oh my me!" I loved that. And the Cruella deVill reference!

[FreyjaRKim]

"A cute bunch of circles" lmao. The biblical references in these videos are getting better and better. I don't come here for just dogs anymore.

[MarzieMalfoy]

This is by far my favorite series on youtube! Not only is it funny but educational. I didn't know any of that about Dalmatians 💜💜💜

[EquineMetalhead]

God: Or like 100!
Angel: (Laughing)
God: (laughing)
Me: (laughing) wait……omg Cruella De Ville!

[angelicdream]

Angel : nobody should have a 100 dogs.
Humans : 100 cats perhaps?

[solarphoenix]

Dalmatians are actually a very old breed! pictures of spotted dogs like them have even been seen in Egyptian art. the more modern breed was used as a carriage dog which led to them having the job with the firefighters. they have the speed and stamina to go for miles beside a horse drawn carriage, and they not only got pedestrians out of the way but also were used to guard the carriages themselves once they stopped. people don't view them as guard dogs, but that's exactly what they are - smart, stubborn, athletic, playful and highly energetic ones!

[Imurai]

I fkin lost it at "sighs cutely and circlely"

[TheeAmethystEmpress]

You remind me of a young Steve Martin. Not in looks, in your comedic delivery. Thank you! You are the true antidote for depression & anxiety 🙏 🤲 ❤

[lngoxpd]

your god is legitimately my favourite interpretation