TROMBONE CHAMP: The Musical Menace [by Random Encounters]

An original song by Random Encounters.

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LYRICS:
There was a thundering toot last Tuesday afternoon.
It wasn’t long before a couple more arranged a tune!

We stepped outside and finally found
the guy behind that awful sound:

A dumpy one-man-band, with horn in hand,
just airing his toots around!

We told the Trombone Champ the cops were coming soon,
But it was all for naught, for he had brought his pet baboon!

With every note that trombone played,
and every toot and turd it made,

I felt a big, fat drop of rain
on my parade.

Every time we’d eat,
the trombone would play a prelude or suite.

Every quiet game came to blows!
“UNO!”

Each time I felt sick,
The monkey was quick to play me a lick.

I don’t want no treble,
but I’m bassically convinced that he’s completely addict-ed!

Music might be nice, but this was more than we could bear-
Before I go mad and tear out all my hair!

The trombone tried to softly lull me off to sleep…
But all those E’s and G’s disrupt my Z’s while counting sheep…
I’d love to lay in bed and snooze,
But I’m about to blow my fuse,
and if I kill this pest and trombonist,
I’ll probably make the news.

He doesn’t sleep or eat; this creature never quits!
That pesky pit band pest keeps playing, and it’s just the pits!

With every staff, he stirs up strife
while playing solos for my wife!

His every breath has somehow wrecked my perfect life!

Nothing’s hard as doing your nails
while the Trombone Champ is practicing scales-

and those calls on Zoom while the trombone wails
are just DROP-DEAD MADDENING!

I can’t read cause my ears are bleeding-
I’m pleading for refrain! BUT

all we get’s a new duet, and it’s
driving us completely insane!

And now it’s been this way since Tuesday afternoon:
Trapped with the Trombone Champ in concert with his pet baboon…
No matter what we’d do or say,
we couldn’t make him go away!
He’s made himself at home with his trombone,
and now we know he’s here to stay!

[sophiehogg]

First characters in a Random Encounters musical were annoyed with a kazoo played by a sparkly vampire, now they’re annoyed by a trombone play by a man who doesn’t need to breathe

[unforeseenidiot]

Aight I’m just gonna say it, Nate is pulling off that suit like nobody’s business.

[fredchallenger]

Love Mat and Nate showing up for the Zoom call.

[randomness]

1:36-1:39 this part always caught me, always leaving me to laughter

Also, best line is: "But all those E's and G's disrupt my Z's while counting sheep" it's just so clever!

[abyss]

I love the little eyebrow thing Nate does he’s like: “hehehe”

[Adamthebandkid]

As a trombone player, I absolutely LOVE that he's holding the trombone right!

[DamonNomad]

2:49 I was half-expecting the goose from the Untitled Goose Game Musical to pop up in the middle of the lake, catch the trombone, and start playing it!

[JakeTLT]

Knowing Random Encounters, this is faithful to the game, the best thing to happen to brass music and hilarious.

[CrazyAlfYT]

I feel bad for Nate, he just wanted to show everyone his trombone skills...

[poliking]

As a man who plays the trombone, this is a certified classic.

[CatMuto]

0:08 - Gwen has a strand of hair past her ear, next shot, it's gone.
3:31 - AJ isn't wearing glasses when looking outside, then suddenly does.
I love tiny notices like that XD

[jamestatsumi]

You gotta admire his moxy. No more trombone? Get some bag pipes!

[tessgrimes]

There's great jazz with the trombone like that.

[theyoungtrombonist]

As a trombone player, I don’t know why I love this 😂😂 and I love how he is holding the trombone right ❤❤

[tinacrummett]

The duo that got driven insane by the Trombone Champ: *bans any masic instrument you play from the mouth from the house besides the normal stuff like jazz but on CDs and albums aka the music they make but not them actually in their house in irl*
Trombone Champ: *comes back with a Ukulele wearing a grass skirt coconut bras and a flower crown on his head like he is from Hawaii*
The duo: OH COME ON!

[Apophis]

My, Nate looks quite dapper in that suit!
Why was this musical so good? It's a goofy game, a goofy concept, a goofy tune.. Darn it, it's a musical masterpiece :D

[clopans]

The end reminded me of Enis and his kazoo so now I’m happy but sad for the trombone in the same time…
i love this instrument so much, i know i’ll just loose all control and end up having one some day without even knowing how i got it

[alissaplays]

After watching a video of 2 people sharing controls whilst playing trombone champ, I can tell this musical's gonna be sick.

[CrazyAlfYT]

Nate rocked that suit like there was no tomorrow

[V_]

I love this so much, it really has the old RE appeal to it. I could listen to this on loop as I do my hw <3 Great job guys!